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Caption Contest 07-29-2021

Honorable Mentions:

Here lies the remains of Bonnie. Her motto was, "If you ain't shit faced you ain't having fun!" - Gerhardguffaw

That's definitely a load bearing structure - blkbwayne

Bronze:

Gorkkake Park - Scrunt

Silver:

"I couldn't really afford the statue, but I decided to splooge." - Rosedude

Gold:

Let’s just say she’s been overly friendly with a cockatoo.. - MacSpruce

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Comment by blkbwayne on September 5, 2021 at 10:36am

Never play cards with her… She has an excellent Poke Her Face

Comment by blkbwayne on September 5, 2021 at 10:31am

Pigeon 1: Who should we dive bomb ?

Pigeon 2: There…She Blows!

Comment by Rosedude on September 2, 2021 at 7:27pm

She drank so much even her statue got shit-faced.

Comment by Rosedude on August 18, 2021 at 8:26pm

Old Facefull. 

Comment by Mervin97 on August 2, 2021 at 6:40am

She definitely has daddy issues.  

Comment by Mervin97 on August 2, 2021 at 6:39am

Shingles can whaaat?

Comment by Mervin97 on August 2, 2021 at 6:36am

Venus de shit.

Comment by blkbwayne on August 1, 2021 at 6:29pm

That's definitely a load bearing structure 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2021 at 3:23pm

I never heard of Turd Immunity.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2021 at 3:22pm

I didn't know the "Flock of Seagulls" have a new album coming out!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2021 at 3:18pm

Here lies the remains of Bonnie.  Her motto was, "If you ain't shit faced you ain't having fun!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2021 at 3:15pm

I think I'm going to start shopping at Target!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2021 at 3:13pm

They all said she had a face for radio.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 29, 2021 at 8:46pm

Let’s just say she’s been overly friendly with a cockatoo..

Comment by Scrunt on July 29, 2021 at 4:39pm

If you think that’s bad, you should see a close up shot of her crotch!

Comment by Scrunt on July 29, 2021 at 4:38pm

Gorkkake Park

Comment by Scrunt on July 29, 2021 at 4:38pm

The Moaning Lisa

Comment by Scrunt on July 29, 2021 at 4:38pm

Luckily for city officials, there’s always a list of Boy Scouts a mile long volunteering to clean up this park.

Comment by Scrunt on July 29, 2021 at 4:37pm

When it comes to pigeons pooping on statues, sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.

Comment by Scrunt on July 29, 2021 at 4:37pm

In case you were wondering, YES, there are a lot of homeless living in that park and, NO, that is not bird poop.

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