Caption Contest 07-20-2020
Honorable Mentions:
Elsa was the last person to realize it wasn't gonna be that type of flash mob. - VomitFlop
"Should I call in the S.W.A.T. team, sir? They'd never forgive us if we didn't." - Scrunt
Special Whiney Little Bitch Award:
- Rotwang [Choose your own example.]
Special ‘What On Earth Were We Thinking and Will We Ever Hear the End of It?’ Emergency ‘Crimea & Punishment’ Penitential Platinum Mention (Retroactive to 07-02-2020 Contest):
See, it says right there; Citizen of Crimea. - Rotwang
[Okay already, WLB? Btw, your ‘obligatory’ video looks like it borrowed from 2013’s Under the Skin, and Scarlett Johansson makes a hotter alien in any case.]
And now back to our regularly scheduled nonsense:
Bronze:
“I can see a tunnel at the end of the light.” - MacSpruce
Silver:
"Load the douche gun.” - Mervin97
Gold:
The echo made negotiating difficult. - AKAAB
Comment
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Comment by blkbwayne on July 28, 2020 at 7:40am
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She had no idea that this was a camel towing zone
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She grew up on Easy St
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It’s true most cops have tunnel vision
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Comment by AKAAB on July 24, 2020 at 7:02pm
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Someone attach some string to the pepper balls...
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She was all talk before she was arrested, when they got her to the station her lips were sealed.
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It's Taco Tuesday in Portland!
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Easily subdued with a baton.
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Yep, Trump's fault again.
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Officer, give me your vag number!
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The echo made negotiating difficult.
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Comment by JJJ23 on July 23, 2020 at 6:09am
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Ma'am, if you're willing to negotiate we think we might have something up your alley...
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Comment by Mike McHuman on July 22, 2020 at 11:49pm
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This is the church
This is the steeple
Open the doors
And where's all the people???
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 22, 2020 at 4:31pm
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Molly knew she could stop them in their tracks. She didn't know how she was going to pay for the pizza she just ordered.
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It was the breast of times, it was the worst of times...
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On the next, "Shirts vs. Skins..."
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The Hard and the Soft of Protesting
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Comment by Scrunt on July 22, 2020 at 8:37am
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Ironically, the cops had to let her go because they had nothing on her.
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Orifice Her of the Peace
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Must be the Pussy Riot police squad.
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"Should I call in the S.W.A.T. team, sir? They'd never forgive us if we didn't."
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