Caption Contest 07-02-2020
Honorable Mentions:
"Of course, it's really me. Who else would it be? One of my many secret clones I have stored across the globe? Please politely disavow that last bit." - VomitFlop
"Well I'll be, you really are a Female Body Inspector. Ok, I'll take off my clothes." - Mario!!!
"Put down my age as 36 or spend rest of your life in Siberian Gulag, Da? - MadAdam
Bronze:
"Oh, Mr Putin! I’m sorry; I didn’t recognize you not riding a horse bare-chested." - MacSpruce
Silver:
"Hello, my name is Vlad. Please pardon my behavior if I behave like a sociopath. I was born without empathy. Thank you." - Ian
Gold:
*this caption has been redacted. the author has been dealt with.*
[We’ll miss you, JJJ23.]
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Comment by Iverneil on July 5, 2020 at 7:47pm
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Signed by Donald Trump??? Oh Puti, you are a motherfucker!
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Comment by Rotwang on July 5, 2020 at 5:46pm
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See, it says right there; Citizen of Crimea.
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The Department of Mobilized Vehicles.
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Comment by MadAdam on July 5, 2020 at 7:51am
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"I'm working as fast as I can Sir, but the fact that you're masturbating is very distracting".
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"I'm aware that you can have me vaporized from space, Sir, I'm working as fast as I can".
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Comment by Mervin97 on July 5, 2020 at 7:30am
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"I know I look like Putin, I get that all the time."
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"I don't care what your passport says, my ruler says your 4 inches."
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"I'm sorry but you need two forms of ID."
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Comment by Ian on July 4, 2020 at 9:08pm
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"There's a scheduled layover in Moscow, Idaho. I hope that's alright."
"Perfect."
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Comment by MacSpruce on July 4, 2020 at 9:02pm
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@ Ian - Whoa, we had the same idea at the same time! Yours wasn't showing yet when I posted mine.
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It’s surprisingly difficult to find a Black Russian in Moscow.
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"Oh, Mr Putin! I’m sorry; I didn’t recognize you not riding a horse bare-chested."
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"Your license to mass murder is very impressive sir, but a simple driver’s license will suffice."
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"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you with your shirt on."
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"Would you like smoking or non-smoking gun?"
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Just doing my job Mr Putin, You’re not going to put me in some gulag are you?
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Comment by Scrunt on July 4, 2020 at 12:14pm
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"Mr.President, if I had a ruble for every person who asked me to put "YES" as their sex on this form, I'd be an oligarch by now."
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"I get it's a picture of you wrestling a bear, but why are you naked... Oh my god! You're not actually wrestling it, are you?"
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Unfortunately for Sofia, no amount of protection could save her from this parasite.
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"Hey there good looking, how about we head back to my Kremlin and perestroika your glasnost, if you know what I mean."
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