Caption Contest 07-02-2020
Honorable Mentions:
"Of course, it's really me. Who else would it be? One of my many secret clones I have stored across the globe? Please politely disavow that last bit." - VomitFlop
"Well I'll be, you really are a Female Body Inspector. Ok, I'll take off my clothes." - Mario!!!
"Put down my age as 36 or spend rest of your life in Siberian Gulag, Da? - MadAdam
Bronze:
"Oh, Mr Putin! I’m sorry; I didn’t recognize you not riding a horse bare-chested." - MacSpruce
Silver:
"Hello, my name is Vlad. Please pardon my behavior if I behave like a sociopath. I was born without empathy. Thank you." - Ian
Gold:
*this caption has been redacted. the author has been dealt with.*
[We’ll miss you, JJJ23.]
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Comment by Scrunt on July 4, 2020 at 11:56am
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In Russia, president vetoes you!"
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"You're wrong. Today's Russia is much different than communist Russia. Today, everyone gets a meaningless vote, not just party members."
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Comment by JJJ23 on July 4, 2020 at 10:27am
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*this caption has been redacted. the author has been dealt with.*
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Comment by MadAdam on July 4, 2020 at 6:43am
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"Put down my age as 36 or spend rest of your life in Siberian Gulag, Da?
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Your name is..... McLovin?
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There appears to be a typo on your passport, Mr. Putin. There's a space between "Dick" and "Tater".
"Is no typo, Is my idea of, how you say?......Joke".
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Comment by Mike McHuman on July 4, 2020 at 5:29am
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Okay, now turn your head and cough.
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 3, 2020 at 3:49pm
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Putin, but your photo looks more like Donald Trump!"
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Vlad the Polite
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Comment by Mario!!! on July 3, 2020 at 8:35am
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Putin on the Ditz
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"Well I'll be, you really are a Female Body Inspector. Ok, I'll take off my clothes."
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Comment by Ian on July 3, 2020 at 1:00am
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"♫ ♬...because my kiss is on your list..♫ ♬"
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"Why are you showing me your NAMBLA membership card?"
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"Hello, my name is Vlad. Please pardon my behavior if I behave like a sociopath. I was born without empathy. Thank you."
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Comment by VomitFlop on July 3, 2020 at 12:11am
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Male Order Pride
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"You do realize that I will travel with or without your permission. correct? I'm merely being nice. For now."
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"Of course, it's really me. Who else would it be? One of my many secret clones, I have stored across the globe? Please politely disavow that last bit."
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"Told you I just got my liquor license renewed. Can I go now? I have a presidential election to cuck."
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"Let me put to you this way. The Coronavirus is what actually happens when there's no such thing as a pesky James Bond to interfere with, how you say, 'things'."
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"Ve don't all engage in roulette. Dat is just ignorant stereotype."
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