“I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.”
-covid virus - Iverneil
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Theatre of the Absurd - Scrunt
Gold:
That look you get when "How Mary Washes Her Hands" is in the coming attractions. - Rodney Dean
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Nah I'll just wait till the movie comes out on covideo.
Screening of “Far and Away”
Summer's Eve commercials are getting weird.
Yes... Yes this is the operating room.
Social distancing, while watching Woody Allen.
"Nope. Don't cover up the fart smell."
All that’s missing is the buttered popcorona.
Aptly enough, they’re screening The Masque of the Red Death.
Theaters will do anything to put bodies in seats.
Orange is the new Black Death.
Whew, someone needs a Junior Mint. Oh...it's ME!
I know this is sexist, but I for one am glad they finally started to muzzle women at the theater.
Must be a real stinker of a movie.
That look you get when "How Mary Washes Her Hands" is in the coming attractions.
"These...crunch....nacho bibs....crunch.....sure are......crunch.....great!.....cough....cough....cough..."
"Got any more ether in there?"
SoCal Distancing...
When Nickelback plays an encore...
Ham? You're wearing a piece of ham?
“I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.”
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