No handshakes. Just waves.
I hope Gordon Lightfoot writes a song about them.
So you have the new JGPS (Jesus Global Positioning System) do ya?
The new Ronco Extend a Finger. When you have to social distance and still want someone to pull your finger.
"No thanks. I don't do orgies anymore; don't know who to thank."
Good luck and Godspeedboat.
She always had a flabboyant way of doing things.
So long and thanks for all the cash.
SeaWorld has gotten a little boring now that you can't exploit the whales and dolphins.
And here is your reward for finally killing Kevin Costner.
Now she’s ready to go out into the world with a good sense of porpoise
"Yes, it's supposed to say shit, congratulations you graduate."
"Be careful the kid before you drowned."
"Hurry it up man, there's a monster set coming in!" -Laird Hamilton
"Who says you can't have a graduation party and a wake at the same time?!"
"Quickly, before Air Jaws gets it!"
Kathryn was especially eager to accomplish her first goal as a graduate: Defeat Karl Stromberg.
Graduated Magna Cum Surfer Dude!
Got a degree in Fake News Journalism from Trump University.
To ensure her graduation, she kept her grades above Sea level
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