Caption Contest 06-05-2020

Bronze:

"I thought I was going to be an everlasting token of love resting on or near a beautiful woman's bed!" - Ian

Silver:

If you had just emerged from a six month long hibernation, what's the first thing you would do? - Scrunt

Gold:

Ursa MAAAAAAAJOR! - Ironweed

Comment

Comment by VomitFlop on June 5, 2020 at 10:38pm: "Why the fuck do you sound like Peter Griffin?"

Comment by VomitFlop on June 5, 2020 at 10:34pm: Well, that might explain why some of the carnies had none of their premiere prizes currently available.

Comment by VomitFlop on June 5, 2020 at 10:33pm: "Those pandas at that restaurant are gonna be so fucking jealous!"