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Caption Contest 06-05-2020

Bronze:

"I thought I was going to be an everlasting token of love resting on or near a beautiful woman's bed!" - Ian

Silver:

If you had just emerged from a six month long hibernation, what's the first thing you would do? - Scrunt

Gold:

Ursa MAAAAAAAJOR! - Ironweed

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Comment by Rodney Dean on June 6, 2020 at 2:14pm

I told you not to stuff yourselves before riding.

Comment by Rodney Dean on June 6, 2020 at 2:13pm

I'll bet that BB gun won't even break Bear skin Mr.Grizzly.

Comment by Mike McHuman on June 6, 2020 at 12:54pm

They took this picture just before the police came in their riot gear and beat the peaceful bears into submission.

Comment by Mike McHuman on June 6, 2020 at 12:53pm

"Attack of the Clones" was originally a light-hearted comedy with Mark Wahlberg.

Comment by Scrunt on June 6, 2020 at 12:27pm

"We rollin'!  They waitin'!"

Comment by Scrunt on June 6, 2020 at 12:23pm

"They said to keep hands and feet inside the car at all times. They said nothing about paws!"

Comment by Scrunt on June 6, 2020 at 12:03pm

If you had just emerged from a six month long hibernation, what's the first thing you would do?

Comment by Scrunt on June 6, 2020 at 11:58am

Not surprisingly, they were each just barely tall enough to pass the height test for the ride.

Comment by Mike McHuman on June 6, 2020 at 11:53am

Those arcade games just keep getting tougher all the time.

Comment by Scrunt on June 6, 2020 at 11:48am

Must be at Knott's Beary Farm.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 4:44am

Cub Scout Troop 34 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 4:39am

Ranger Smith had other plans...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 4:38am

Welcome to DisneyZoo!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 4:38am

The Chicago Bears are the first football team to socially group together.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 4:34am

I hope they don't get any boo boos.

Comment by Ian on June 6, 2020 at 4:04am

"I thought I was going to be an everlasting token of love resting on or near a beautiful woman's bed!"

Comment by Ian on June 6, 2020 at 4:02am

"You know this thing is barely attached with some bearings and you and I will bear the brunt of it when we crash!"

Comment by Ian on June 6, 2020 at 3:59am

"Hey look, someone's breaking into your car!"

"Don't fuck with me man.  I know you're just trying to get me to look down."

Comment by Ian on June 6, 2020 at 3:49am

SURROGATES 2  is decidedly less violent and much more hilarious.

Comment by VomitFlop on June 5, 2020 at 10:43pm

And that's when RollerCoaster Tycoon officially became too goddamn ridiculous.

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