"This one is the KING DON VERSION' - Jams3kds
"Oops, my mistake. I thought this was a Church's Chicken." - Scrunt
I have a confession: I'm afraid of the darkies. - Mike McHuman
Jesus came to me last night and he said “you know, that Joe Biden guy, he’s a crook” - Iverneil
My favorite part is about the 4 whores, man. - MadAdam
"Hurry up and take the picture. I can only hold this for a few seconds before it bursts into flames." - Mario!!!
"Holly Biblé is a fantastic author. I've read all her books." - Ian
An idiot of biblical proportions. - Rosedude
"What? Me worry?"
"In God We TruMPst."
Not so much bibliophile as biblio-vile.
Those who get it know that Jesus was really white. Fake Jews!
The day hell froze over.
"Two Corinthians. My favorite. Powerful words. The best words. Please vote for me, because Jesus.
Yes, I know the book of Genesis. My favorite one is Su Su Sudio.
I don't need to read The Bible. Why would I? I watch Veggie Tales.
Who's denote is this?
Oh believe me, I've made my share of women.....and girls, girls too, yell out Oh God!!! Just ask my pal Jeffery Ep.....never mind.
My favorite part is about the 4 whores, man.
"Now if we'll all turn to Two Corinthians...…"
Yes, I've read a little bit of Bible......but my brain didn't inhale.
Hey, isn't that the Scam Wow guy?
Trump preaches to himself because Melania went into hiding.
Trump preaches to himself because Melania wentry into hiding.
"Amen? No, I think there were many men who tear gassed those protesters!"
This Trump moment has been brought to you by, "Bullshitters Anonymous."
"It's good to be the King!"
"What pandemic? What protests? I'm just here to pray for my great hair!"
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