Caption Contest 06-02-2020
Honorable Mentions:
"This one is the KING DON VERSION' - Jams3kds
"Oops, my mistake. I thought this was a Church's Chicken." - Scrunt
I have a confession: I'm afraid of the darkies. - Mike McHuman
Jesus came to me last night and he said “you know, that Joe Biden guy, he’s a crook” - Iverneil
My favorite part is about the 4 whores, man. - MadAdam
Bronze:
"Hurry up and take the picture. I can only hold this for a few seconds before it bursts into flames." - Mario!!!
Silver:
"Holly Biblé is a fantastic author. I've read all her books." - Ian
Gold:
An idiot of biblical proportions. - Rosedude
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Comment by Iverneil on June 5, 2020 at 5:02pm
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Jesus came to me last night and he said “you know, that Joe Biden guy, he’s a crook”
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Comment by Mike McHuman on June 5, 2020 at 3:33pm
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Seeing all you people come out to support me brings a tear to my eye. The tear gas doesn't hurt either.
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Well, whaddaya know! Holding a book won't burn your fingers!
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I have a confession: I'm afraid of the darkies.
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Uh oh... I just pooped my pants.
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For the first time, Sunday Services features President Donald Trump in The Wizard of Oz, playing the Scarecrow, with no brains, the Tin Man, with no heart, and the Lion, with no courage.
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Comment by Rotwang on June 4, 2020 at 8:17pm
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Trust me, I can tell this, Jesus loves me. All the gods love me. Jesus, Hesus, Moses, Yahweh, Pope Francis, all the gods, and they're the best gods, they're fantastic, and they love me very very much. This book tells me so.
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Trust me, I can tell this, Jesus loves me. All the gods love me. Jesus, Hesus, Moses, Yahweh, Pope Francis, all the gods, and they're the best gods, they're fantastic, and they love me very very much, this book tells me so.
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Comment by Ian on June 4, 2020 at 8:16pm
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"If you looked any closer you'd see that this is actually a copy of Moby's Dick."
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Comment by JJJ23 on June 4, 2020 at 11:35am
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Will the circle be unbroken?
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And now I want to share with you all a favorite passage of mine from The Gospel According To Jim...
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Comment by Scrunt on June 4, 2020 at 11:30am
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""And the Lord sayeth unto Issac, covfefe...""
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"Nope, those folding chairs are total bullshit! Fake pews!"
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"What the fuck do you mean I can't buy my way into Heaven?"
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"Sorry to take over your sermon, Reverend, but a President Trumps a Priest every time."
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"Oops, my mistake. I thought this was a Church's Chicken."
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Looks like someone has a god complex.
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Comment by Jams3kds on June 3, 2020 at 7:19pm
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"I would have invited Ben Carson the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, my one black cabinet member; but he was busy meeting with community leaders to discuss housing and urban development after their homes and businesses had burned down because of Obama." "Because Obama is to blame right?"
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"Holly Biblé is a fantastic author. I've read all her books."
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"This one is the KING DON VERSION'
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