"Your eyes are bigger than your beak my friend." - Mario!!!
"I know my handshake is like a dead fish but that doesn't mean you can eat my hand.' - Mervin97
Hey Mister....Ask me why I have an upset stomach......go ahead. Ask me....ask me....It's because my beak holds more than my belly can. Get it? Belly can? Pelican? Get it?....never mind. - MadAdam
The Pelican offered to show Bob the Fountain Of Youth in exchange for 10 mackerel, but Bob didn't fall for it. He's not that gullible.
There's a Master Baiter joke in here somewhere.
I've heard of having a handshake like a cold fish before, but this is ridiculous.
Are you Gump? I'm supposed to meet a guy here named Gump. He's supposed to have some...…."shrimp" for me.....yeah, that's it...some "shrimp".
Uhh, yeah mister, you can call it a satchel all day long but it's a purse. You're a dude that carries a purse.
Hey Mister....Ask me why I have an upset stomach......go ahead. Ask me....ask me....It's because my beak holds more than my belly can. Get it? Belly can? Pelican? Get it?....never mind.
I remember you, you’re the kid I dropped on his head.
You forgot to pay the bill.
John was extremely gullable
When so many of the protesters turned to looting, the police ran out of handcuffs.
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ So long and thanks for all the flesh ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
Jerry suddenly reconsiders Pescatarianism.
Welcome to the, "Please Touch Zoo."
It was love at first bite.
Johnny Bench promotes his favorite past time... "Arm Wrestling."
Things look beak for unemployed workers during the pandemic.
Larry Bird tries to make a comeback with the New Orleans Pelicans.
"Hey pelican, if you act a loon and eat my hand, I'm gonna go stork raven magpie on your ass!"
"Your eyes are bigger than your beak my friend. "
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