Caption Contest 05-30-2020
Bronze:
"Your eyes are bigger than your beak my friend." - Mario!!!
Silver:
"I know my handshake is like a dead fish but that doesn't mean you can eat my hand.' - Mervin97
Gold:
Hey Mister....Ask me why I have an upset stomach......go ahead. Ask me....ask me....It's because my beak holds more than my belly can. Get it? Belly can? Pelican? Get it?....never mind. - MadAdam
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Comment by MadAdam on June 7, 2020 at 3:51am
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The Pelican offered to show Bob the Fountain Of Youth in exchange for 10 mackerel, but Bob didn't fall for it. He's not that gullible.
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There's a Master Baiter joke in here somewhere.
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I've heard of having a handshake like a cold fish before, but this is ridiculous.
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Are you Gump? I'm supposed to meet a guy here named Gump. He's supposed to have some...…."shrimp" for me.....yeah, that's it...some "shrimp".
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Uhh, yeah mister, you can call it a satchel all day long but it's a purse. You're a dude that carries a purse.
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Hey Mister....Ask me why I have an upset stomach......go ahead. Ask me....ask me....It's because my beak holds more than my belly can. Get it? Belly can? Pelican? Get it?....never mind.
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Comment by Iverneil on June 5, 2020 at 5:03pm
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I remember you, you’re the kid I dropped on his head.
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Comment by Mike McHuman on June 5, 2020 at 3:24pm
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You forgot to pay the bill.
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John was extremely gullable
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Comment by Jams3kds on June 3, 2020 at 7:20pm
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Stdork
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Comment by Rosedude on June 2, 2020 at 6:10am
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When so many of the protesters turned to looting, the police ran out of handcuffs.
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Comment by Ian on June 1, 2020 at 7:29pm
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♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ So long and thanks for all the flesh ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
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Jerry suddenly reconsiders Pescatarianism.
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 1, 2020 at 5:37pm
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Welcome to the, "Please Touch Zoo."
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It was love at first bite.
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Johnny Bench promotes his favorite past time... "Arm Wrestling."
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Things look beak for unemployed workers during the pandemic.
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Larry Bird tries to make a comeback with the New Orleans Pelicans.
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Comment by Scrunt on June 1, 2020 at 4:37pm
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"Hey pelican, if you act a loon and eat my hand, I'm gonna go stork raven magpie on your ass!"
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Comment by Mario!!! on June 1, 2020 at 8:19am
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"Your eyes are bigger than your beak my friend. "
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