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Caption Contest 05-07-2021

Bronze:

♪ How much is that mechanical footrest in the window?   VomitFlop

Silver:

So THAT'S what they look like if you shave off all their fur!  Mario!!! 

Gold:

"Help, get us the fuck out of here."  Mervin97 

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Comment by Rosedude on May 22, 2021 at 5:45pm

He's the black Sheepdog of the family.

Comment by Rotwang on May 14, 2021 at 12:23am

Don't worry guys I won't byte.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 8, 2021 at 8:32am

Model C-8495 always felt alienated when it was time for the group shit.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 8, 2021 at 8:28am

Where's Timmy?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 8, 2021 at 8:25am

Bark, bark, bark... data not registering.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 8, 2021 at 8:20am

Who's your dad-bot?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 8, 2021 at 8:19am

Cross-breeding gone wrong!

Comment by Ian on May 7, 2021 at 8:03pm

Weirdest miniature golf course ever...

Comment by Ian on May 7, 2021 at 8:02pm

"Pick me!"

"Pick me!"

"Pick me!"

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Comment by Ian on May 7, 2021 at 7:59pm

"Don't move, it can't see us if we don't move."

Comment by Ian on May 7, 2021 at 7:56pm

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Comment by Rosedude on May 7, 2021 at 7:26pm

Dog fighting hasn't been the same since Michael Vick left.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2021 at 5:11pm

Poor Robo, his owner The Terminator never came back. 

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2021 at 5:01pm

"Help, get us the fuck out of here."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2021 at 4:58pm

Ruffbo was always the black sheep of the family.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2021 at 4:56pm

Can you guess which one is the watchdog?

Comment by Scrunt on May 7, 2021 at 3:08pm

The worst part about owning a robodog is cleaning up leaked oil from your carpets until it’s house broken.

Comment by Scrunt on May 7, 2021 at 3:07pm

“If it starts to get out of hand, just press paws.”

Comment by Scrunt on May 7, 2021 at 3:07pm

“What does it eat?  Kibbles ‘n Megabits.”

Comment by Scrunt on May 7, 2021 at 3:07pm

Despite PETA’s boycott request, The Puppy Terminator went on to be a box office smash.

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