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Did you lose a bet? Oh, ewe.
"That's it, going forward Causal Friday's are now cancelled!"
Yea your sign says that, but your body says yes.
Some days even Richard Gere's friends refuses his requests...
You can tell by the look on his face that the other side of sign says BALLS
"Hey Janet we're going out for Chinese want to come?"
"Please stop using a litter box in the office."
"Well that's the straw that broke the camel's back, casual Fridays is now canceled."
By day a ......., then by night,?,?,?,
You do realize that no matter how awesome it is, you can't get paid for making a meme, right?
Ok fine, fine, ok, ok. I'll just ask Jessica if I can borrow her stapler instead. Geez.
Hey sorry but the rules are the rules here at the DMV.
Donnie Dark No.
Plan Nein From Headcase
"Dude, you have the sign upside down."
"Oh, I get it. Hey, where are the other dwarfs?"
"What the fuck do you have to be so contrarian about? Don't you have 8 more lives you can burn through anyway?"
"Yeah, I tried saying that once, but the drugs still didn't care & weren't having any of it."
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