If you want to know why Rosalynn is smiling look at Jimmy's feet. Rosedude
Very nice of them to stop by, who were they? Iverneil
Damn auto-correct, I said schedule me a "philanthropist" photo-op, not "ventriloquist". Rotwang
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The Bidens and the Carters plot to overturn the results of the 1980 election, which was stolen by the Republicans.
That evening Willie Nelson stopped by with some doobie and they all played, "Guess Who Farted."
Later, they all had some peanuts and took a nap.
Like Joe says always wear a mask and keep social distancing.
"Let's take this act out on the road."
Eat your heart out Jeff Dunham.
"We may have done one too many of those Memorex overseas print ads, Rosalyn."
"These days we all worry about two kinds of trickle-down!"
If you want to know why Rosalynn is smiling look at Jimmy's feet.
Very nice of them to stop by, who were they?
"Take the picture already, they could die at any minute!"
Politics makes aged bedfellows.
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Can you tell which one of them just pooped their pants? Trick question; they all did!
“We’re you from the future!”
To the delight of many progressives, Joe is going big.
After a hundred days, Joe is growing into the job.
Damn auto-correct, I said schedule me a "philanthropist" photo-op, not "ventriloquist".
"Jimmy, they said to say cheese, not cut it. I swear, I can't take you anywhere!"
"What do you say we take this swingers party into the Lincoln bedroom and emancipate our clothes?"
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