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Caption Contest 04-28-2021

Bronze:

That was the day that nobody wished they were an Oscar Meyer wiener.  Scrunt

Silver:

But he was filling so good yesterday.  Rodney Dean 

Gold:

It was éclair case of what too much sugar can do to you.  MacSpruce 

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Comment by blkbwayne on May 26, 2021 at 10:27pm

Ok we’re about ready to cremate, did anyone see my really long stick?

Comment by Rotwang on May 1, 2021 at 7:19pm

The murder suspect is still at large coca-cola. 

Comment by Rotwang on May 1, 2021 at 7:17pm

I find the idea of this so gross.  It has mayo on it.  

Comment by MacSpruce on April 30, 2021 at 9:04pm

Pierre the pâtissier puts the cream in cremation.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 30, 2021 at 8:48pm

It was éclair case of what too much sugar can do to you.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 30, 2021 at 5:25pm

I hope they ketchup with the killer!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 30, 2021 at 5:21pm

The Miller's said their dog died.  WTF!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 30, 2021 at 5:03pm

Just another driveway shooting.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 30, 2021 at 4:57pm

They say the condiments killed him.

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2021 at 4:42pm

“Bob, the crematorium is not a kitchen! Please don’t make me have to tell you again!”

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2021 at 4:42pm

“Yes, yes, it’s nice, but is it Kosher?”

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2021 at 4:42pm

“I got it at Krazy Koffins. Isn’t it fun?”

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2021 at 4:42pm

Looks more like a cold dog to me.

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2021 at 4:41pm

That was the day that nobody wished they were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 30, 2021 at 5:34am

R.I.P. Pillsbury Doughboy.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 30, 2021 at 5:30am

It's embarrassing that they couldn't keep the rats away from the casket. 

Comment by Mervin97 on April 30, 2021 at 5:02am

If I didn't know better I'd say the hearse is taking a shit.

Comment by Ian on April 29, 2021 at 10:32pm

"Yeah, near the end Phil was looking a little pastry."

Comment by Ian on April 29, 2021 at 10:19pm

♬ Bittersweet symphony, that's life... ♬

Comment by Iverneil on April 29, 2021 at 4:35pm

Told you that shit would kill you

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