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Caption Contest 04-20-2018

Honorable Mentions:

You can preorder it on the web. - KariGrant

"New from the makers of Hamburger Helper, it's Hamburger Hurt-er™ now part of the Scared Thin Diet." - Ian

I hate watching Asian Cooking shows... - 38chrysler

That's not so adventurous. I once ate gas station sushi! - Scrunt

Bronze:

Over 1 billion never sold! - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

"Have it with your curds & whey." - VomitFlop

Gold:

BIG Marach - Global Pope

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Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2018 at 3:06pm

That comes with flies and a drink. Err, I mean fries.

I'm putting bugs in your food.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:09pm

The food isn't just tantalizing, it's tarantulizing.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:09pm

Arachnophilia

Comment by mellowpuma on April 27, 2018 at 7:48am

special orders don't upset us.  

Comment by Scrunt on April 22, 2018 at 10:49pm

In case you were wondering, this is still well below the allowable Federal legal limit for bug parts in a fast food meal.

Comment by Scrunt on April 22, 2018 at 10:45pm

"On second thought, I'll have the cicada tacos instead."

Comment by Scrunt on April 22, 2018 at 10:43pm

"If this doesn't get my boyfriend to go vegan, nothing will."

Comment by 38chrysler on April 22, 2018 at 8:17pm

Hold the onions... I hate it when my spider has tears in it's eyes.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 22, 2018 at 8:13pm

...went to Bugger King and got me a Whopper!

Comment by Scrunt on April 22, 2018 at 5:33pm

And that was the last time I went to an Addams family backyard barbecue ever again.

Comment by Scrunt on April 22, 2018 at 5:32pm

Shortly thereafter, Burger King abruptly stopped their "Have it Your Way" campaign.

Comment by Scrunt on April 22, 2018 at 5:27pm

"Excuse me miss, I asked for mine super-sized."

Comment by Scrunt on April 22, 2018 at 5:26pm

Needs more thorax!

Comment by Scrunt on April 22, 2018 at 5:25pm

That's not so adventurous.  I once ate gas station sushi!

Comment by Global Pope on April 22, 2018 at 3:28pm

BIG Marach

Comment by 38chrysler on April 21, 2018 at 7:13am

I hate watching Asian Cooking shows...

Comment by Ian on April 20, 2018 at 8:32pm

"New from the makers of Hamburger Helper, it's Hamburger Hurt-er™ now part of the Scared Thin Diet."

Comment by Ian on April 20, 2018 at 8:21pm

On average, we eat seven spiders per year while we sleep.  Jerry likes to eat them while they sleep.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 20, 2018 at 6:47pm

a bear shits in the woods the way he makes a hamburger

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 20, 2018 at 6:42pm

Bum webbings are our secret

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