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Caption Contest 04-19-2022

Bronze: Gerhardguffaw “"I Heard it through the grapevine!"”

 

Silver:  VomitFlop “Looks like her chances at a successful verdict just shit the bed.”

 

Gold:  Mervin97 “Who wouldn't want to punch that face.”

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Comment by blkbwayne on May 11, 2022 at 11:44am

They always knew he was Captain Jack Sparrow….. now they are finding out I’m Captain Hook , Right Hook 

Comment by Mervin97 on May 11, 2022 at 5:27am

Yes, your career is over.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 11, 2022 at 5:26am

That's the same face she made the first time Johnny jacked off on it.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 11, 2022 at 5:22am

Who wouldn't want to punch that face.

Comment by 38chrysler on May 10, 2022 at 7:16pm

if you want to see my happy face then let me poop in your bed...

Comment by JJJ23 on May 10, 2022 at 4:04pm

It's starting to feel like Hollywood's just a popularity contest.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 10, 2022 at 4:02pm

Crybaby (easy)

Comment by JJJ23 on May 10, 2022 at 4:00pm

This isn't how gold digging works, I'm supposed to get his money!

Comment by JJJ23 on May 10, 2022 at 3:57pm

I'm that sad for America caring so much about this trial.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 10, 2022 at 3:56pm

The face she made when he'd put on the scissorhands.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 10, 2022 at 11:10am

"Oh, please, Amber, you know you're not supposed to lie under oath! You know damn well that you did not actually tell Mr. Musk to buy twitter during your little tryst."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 10, 2022 at 11:07am

"I mean, really, how many more Pirates movies could he have possibly made?! Take it from an expert, Johnny, CGI can only cover up so much."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 10, 2022 at 11:03am

Looks like her chances at a successful verdict just shit the bed.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 10, 2022 at 11:02am

"Please, Miss Heard, save the crocodile tears for Aquaman 2 where'll it be more appropriate."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 10, 2022 at 11:00am

"Um, listen, your honor, I don't know how to say this in a nice way, but I don't believe that she's capable of method acting."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 10, 2022 at 10:59am

"If by class act, you're referring to pre-school, then I totally agree."

Comment by Mario!!! on May 10, 2022 at 8:31am

The face you make when you learn that Judge Wapner is not presiding over your trial because he's actually dead.

Comment by Mario!!! on May 10, 2022 at 8:27am

Even if she loses the case, Amber still might win an award for her performance during the trial.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 10, 2022 at 5:58am

On the next episode of, "Depp Space Nine...""

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 10, 2022 at 5:54am

"I Heard it through the grapevine!"

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