Bronze: Gerhardguffaw “"I Heard it through the grapevine!"”
Silver: VomitFlop “Looks like her chances at a successful verdict just shit the bed.”
Gold: Mervin97 “Who wouldn't want to punch that face.”
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They always knew he was Captain Jack Sparrow….. now they are finding out I’m Captain Hook , Right Hook
Yes, your career is over.
That's the same face she made the first time Johnny jacked off on it.
Who wouldn't want to punch that face.
if you want to see my happy face then let me poop in your bed...
It's starting to feel like Hollywood's just a popularity contest.
This isn't how gold digging works, I'm supposed to get his money!
I'm that sad for America caring so much about this trial.
The face she made when he'd put on the scissorhands.
"Oh, please, Amber, you know you're not supposed to lie under oath! You know damn well that you did not actually tell Mr. Musk to buy twitter during your little tryst."
"I mean, really, how many more Pirates movies could he have possibly made?! Take it from an expert, Johnny, CGI can only cover up so much."
Looks like her chances at a successful verdict just shit the bed.
"Please, Miss Heard, save the crocodile tears for Aquaman 2 where'll it be more appropriate."
"Um, listen, your honor, I don't know how to say this in a nice way, but I don't believe that she's capable of method acting."
"If by class act, you're referring to pre-school, then I totally agree."
The face you make when you learn that Judge Wapner is not presiding over your trial because he's actually dead.
Even if she loses the case, Amber still might win an award for her performance during the trial.
On the next episode of, "Depp Space Nine...""
"I Heard it through the grapevine!"
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