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Caption Contest 04-08-2018

Bronze:

"HEY! I'm hovering here! I'm hovering here! Up yours, you son of a bitch!" - VomitFlop

Silver:

"Cars? Where we're going, we don't need cars." - Ian

Gold:

In New Delhi, some bike thieves will literally steal the damn thing right out from under you. - Scrunt

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Comment by mellowpuma on April 9, 2018 at 4:44am

ganesha, lord of obstacles, keeper of ohm, and husband of knowledge really needs these cars to fuck off.

Comment by KariGrant on April 8, 2018 at 8:46pm

I thought moving to Hawaii I'd get away from those friggin' Liberty Tax Service mascots.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 8, 2018 at 8:44pm

When a son gets too good at throwing it in the numbers

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 8, 2018 at 8:38pm

We are so stupid at frogger

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 8, 2018 at 8:32pm

Green Mile Spoiler Alert

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2018 at 8:19pm

Comment by Rotwang on April 8, 2018 at 6:35pm

The video of this is so much cooler- the guy actually isn't jumping. 

Comment by Rotwang on April 8, 2018 at 6:34pm

Oh come on, we've all wanted to do voodoo on the driver in front of us. 

Comment by Rotwang on April 8, 2018 at 6:33pm

The cops said "yep, just another day in L.A." 

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2018 at 3:32pm

"What?  I'm just using one of the personal floating holidays that I accrued at work this year."

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2018 at 3:28pm

When the Martians first invaded the Earth, no one could stop laughing at them.

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2018 at 3:28pm

Air Jordanian

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2018 at 3:25pm

"I told you this would happen if you ate all that curry!"

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2018 at 3:24pm

Bollywood's version of the Green Goblin was a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2018 at 3:18pm

In New Delhi, some bike thieves will literally steal the damn thing right out from under you.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 8, 2018 at 1:29pm

What is that? Velvet?

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 8, 2018 at 12:51pm

Dairy King would have been a much better name than Dairy Fairy.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 8, 2018 at 11:30am

"When your license is suspended and so are you..."

Call the law firm of Asparagus & Avocado!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 8, 2018 at 11:26am

This is what happens when you smoke too much grass!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 8, 2018 at 11:26am

The light turned green and so did Forest!

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