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Caption Contest 03-06-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Armed and Incongruous - JJJ23

Miss me with your best shot. - MacSpruce

"Authorities in Jackson, Wyoming finally solved the mystery of the county's recent mass sparrow deaths." - Ian

Bronze:

Gunfight at the Okay Chorale - 38chrysler

Silver:

... they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations. also tiaras, they cling to tiaras. - mellowpuma

Gold:

Still not as absurd as Scientology. - Scrunt

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Comment by Ian on March 7, 2018 at 12:00am

"Authorities in Jackson, Wyoming finally solved the mystery of the county's recent mass sparrow deaths."

Comment by Ian on March 6, 2018 at 11:49pm

Their thoughts and prayers however, are not aimed upward.

Comment by KariGrant on March 6, 2018 at 10:29pm

It's a shame she's wearing white, when from her facial expression we can tell she's sitting in her own pew.

Comment by KariGrant on March 6, 2018 at 9:25pm

Inglorious Pastors.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 6, 2018 at 8:28pm

...and then Jesus turned to him his other cheek so that sum bitch couldn't see him pull from his back hip.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 6, 2018 at 8:25pm

Do you here a voice in your head that you believe to be God? Then come on down to First Epistolfuls! We'll give you a gun so you can quiet all other voices to hear God real good like!

Comment by MacSpruce on March 6, 2018 at 8:10pm

Miss me with your best shot. 

Comment by JJJ23 on March 6, 2018 at 8:06pm

Armed and Incongruous

Comment by JJJ23 on March 6, 2018 at 8:03pm

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 6, 2018 at 4:06pm

Tonight's Sermon...

"Let Them Eat Lead"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 6, 2018 at 4:01pm

Welcome to, "Go Ahead, Make My Day!" at the Church of the Holy Mackerel.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 6, 2018 at 3:59pm

Peggy thought the 2nd Amendment gave her the right to arm bears.

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 6, 2018 at 10:57am

The Fox News sombrero cam and tiara cam are equally jealous 

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 6, 2018 at 10:25am

The United Nations provides fuck, marry, kill resources to the most depleted regions

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2018 at 9:55am

"Don't mind them. They're a few guns shy of a 21 gun salute, if you know what I'm saying."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2018 at 9:53am

Royally Screwed

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2018 at 9:50am

"They can take our lives, but they'll never take our AR-15s!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2018 at 9:47am

The Fresh Princess of Bel Air Rifles

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2018 at 9:45am

Security preparations for the royal wedding were underway.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2018 at 9:42am

"...and that's how I accidentally joined a suicide cult."

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