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Caption Contest 02-27-2022

Bronze:

Don't you just hate it when you get ready to unleash your stockpile of Molotov cocktails and you suddenly realize you forgot to bring the matches? - Mario!!!

Silver:

"To Russia With Hate" - Gerhardguffaw

Gold:

In Soviet Russia, cocktails shake you. - Rosedude

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Comment by MacSpruce on April 11, 2022 at 6:07pm

In Soviet Russia, bottle hits you!

Comment by MacSpruce on April 11, 2022 at 6:06pm

It’s die o’clock somewhere!

Comment by MacSpruce on April 11, 2022 at 6:05pm

Firewater

Comment by Ian on March 16, 2022 at 8:52pm

"What about their redemption value?"

Comment by Ian on March 16, 2022 at 8:49pm

"Anyone want some Red Dawn Ale?"

Comment by Ian on March 16, 2022 at 8:48pm
«Shampanskoye dlya moikh nastoyashchikh druzey i nastoyashchaya bol' dlya moikh fiktivnykh druzey!»

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends!"

Comment by 38chrysler on March 15, 2022 at 12:00pm

damn... I gotta tell my girlfriend to take off her panty liners before using these...

Comment by Iverneil on March 14, 2022 at 9:09pm

I hate wasting $1000 worth of gas!

Comment by Scrunt on March 14, 2022 at 5:41pm

♫ ♫ 99 bottles of bomb on my wall, 99 bottles of bomb. You light 1 up and blow Ruskis to dust, 98 bottles of bomb on my wall. ♫ ♫

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 12, 2022 at 7:03am

"To Russia With Hate"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 12, 2022 at 6:57am

"Wait till they get a load of this party!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 12, 2022 at 6:43am

These cocktails come with a warning!

Comment by Scrunt on March 11, 2022 at 5:42pm

Must be a bottle serviceman.

Comment by Scrunt on March 11, 2022 at 5:42pm

Battling Alcoholism

Comment by Scrunt on March 11, 2022 at 5:42pm

“And to think my wife said my heavy drinking would never be an asset.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 11, 2022 at 5:41pm

“What the fuck do you mean tanks are fireproof?”

Comment by Scrunt on March 11, 2022 at 5:41pm

“I don’t care if you’re homeless!  You can’t have these to recycle because without them we’ll ALL soon be homeless!”

Comment by Iverneil on March 11, 2022 at 2:42pm

Not the stealthiest attire I must say.

Comment by Iverneil on March 11, 2022 at 2:38pm

Never bring a knife to a firefight.

Comment by Rotwang on March 9, 2022 at 2:46pm

"Molotov? No no, we said Mazel Tov." 

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