"I can finally afford a bigger chef knife." - Mervin97
"I know what you won last summer." - Ian
He was later slammed on the internet for appearing in whiteface. - Mario!!!
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Here? Okay. Ed...ward.....Mu...nch.
If the gloves fit, you must sign some shit.
He was later slammed on the internet for appearing in whiteface.
"You Scream, I Scream, we all Scream for ice crea-- Hey, where's the fucking ice cream?"
"There, I signed the confession, I made all those shitty movies."
"I am not an animal, I'm a rich human being ."
"I can finally afford a bigger chef knife."
"I don't understand why you just couldn't mail me the check, I'm a very busy killer."
"I will kindly stop for you to take the picture."
"Don't you three realize you're doomed before the first reel ends?"
"I won't sign this until you stop giving me a Melvin."
"I know what you won last summer."
"This is my cut, you say? Yeah, we'll see about that."
Scary Movie 111 was a return to form.
"He left everything in his will to... Me?! Awwww!"
"No, I'm not related to Neve."
Turns out it was Ghostface who wanted to play a game all along.
Just sign your name down there by the AX... I mean X ... it was X I said...
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