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Caption Contest 02-06-2022

Bronze:

"Ah, fuck! I just got a splinter!" - VomitFlop

Silver:

...that's the same face I make when squeezing a big log... - 38chrysler

Gold:

Is anyone going to relieve them of their post? - Iverneil

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Comment by Rosedude on April 7, 2022 at 1:48pm

...and from this day forward they were called grunts.

Comment by Rosedude on March 19, 2022 at 7:12pm

The log of war.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2022 at 8:15pm

Well, that one British guy did say, “I want her near.”  (Get it? Her ‘neah’… hernia…? Okay, never mind. Sorry.)

Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2022 at 8:09pm

Och, a single Scotsman could put you American laddies to shame when it comes to the caber toss.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2022 at 8:03pm

For all that, it wasn’t a particularly uplifting experience.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 22, 2022 at 10:23pm

That's not what the drill sergeant meant when he said they could take a load off.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 21, 2022 at 1:51pm

...remind me never to volunteer when the Sargent asks "who wants to take my Beamer 20 miles up the road for me today?"

Comment by blkbwayne on February 21, 2022 at 11:33am

Private Dancers

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 18, 2022 at 10:02am

The reaction when they heard Paul Bunyan was their drill Sargeant.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 18, 2022 at 10:01am

Woody, or wooden he?  That is the question.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 18, 2022 at 9:59am

Pole Dancing... Military Style  

Comment by AKAAB on February 17, 2022 at 10:41am

Pinching off a log can be brutal...

Comment by Scrunt on February 16, 2022 at 9:39pm

All men eventually make the same face when they fondle their morning wood.

Comment by Rodney Dean on February 16, 2022 at 11:57am

My favorite part of these meetings is when we log out.

Comment by blkbwayne on February 14, 2022 at 4:37pm

March of The Wood Hand Soldiers 

Comment by Iverneil on February 13, 2022 at 7:56pm

Is anyone going to relieve them of their post?

Comment by Iverneil on February 13, 2022 at 7:53pm

Pulp Friction

Comment by Rotwang on February 11, 2022 at 9:47pm

Oh Great Kong, please cleanse your teeth cracks with our humble offering.

Comment by Rotwang on February 11, 2022 at 9:19pm

Modern war technology hasn't found a better way to get into a castle. 

Comment by 38chrysler on February 11, 2022 at 7:18pm

He hasn't had wood up that long since he mixed up his vitamin and Viagra bottles....

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