That's the best fentanyl she's ever had. - Mervin97
When she said she was a light sleeper, she wasn't kidding. - Rodney Dean
We secretly replaced the air in Jill’s room with helium. Let’s see if she notices… - Scrunt
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The ad said, “Lose weight while you sleep!”
Slept her way to the top in her career, too.
She is now the Air to the family's fortune
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There’s not a lot to do between Macy’s day parades.
She’s a burly riser.
Looks like she could use a little exorcise.
"Nothing to see here; it's just an air bed".
It takes constant practice if you want to be David Copperfield's assistant.
She’s always been a height sleeper…
She’s a real cloud pleaser.
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MOM!!!.. Marsha sat on my drone and wont give it back...
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I think we're going to need a bigger float!
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Marijuana... the high you need after a long day of texting.
yeah.. .I was up all night staring at the ceiling too...
...not the results Marsha was expecting from her Brazilion Butt Lift...
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