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Caption Contest 01-16-2022

Bronze:

That's the best fentanyl she's ever had. - Mervin97

Silver:

When she said she was a light sleeper, she wasn't kidding. - Rodney Dean

Gold:

We secretly replaced the air in Jill’s room with helium. Let’s see if she notices… - Scrunt

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Comment by Scrunt on January 28, 2022 at 6:31pm

We secretly replaced the air in Jill’s room with helium. Let’s see if she notices…

Comment by Scrunt on January 28, 2022 at 6:31pm

It took Wendy weeks to acclimate to normal life once she returned from Neverland.

Comment by Scrunt on January 28, 2022 at 6:30pm

This is what happens when no one tucks you in at night at Hogwarts.

Comment by Scrunt on January 28, 2022 at 6:30pm

Living next door to David Copperfield is not always easy.

Comment by Scrunt on January 28, 2022 at 6:30pm

Sure, she looks harmless floating there like a butterfly, but touch her and Laila Ali will sting you like a bee!

Comment by Scrunt on January 28, 2022 at 6:29pm

Instead of hiring an exorcist, Megan’s family decided to just cover her with flowers and enter her as a float in the Rose Parade.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 28, 2022 at 10:58am

When there's something strange in your womb, who ya gonna call? Ghost Abortionists!

Comment by JJJ23 on January 28, 2022 at 10:46am

This Euphoria show is making it seem pretty cool to be a drug addict

Comment by Rosedude on January 27, 2022 at 4:43pm

Putting the air in Airbnb.

Comment by Rotwang on January 27, 2022 at 12:50pm

When women dream about Rotwang's wang. 

Comment by Rotwang on January 27, 2022 at 12:48pm

She's clearly in the exorcist category... not the exercisist. 

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 27, 2022 at 11:42am

When she said she was a light sleeper, she wasn't kidding.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 27, 2022 at 8:44am

Some bras lift and separate a little too much.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 27, 2022 at 8:43am

In case you were wondering, yes, her name is Hope.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 26, 2022 at 7:39pm

"To bewitched or not to bewitched? That is the question."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 26, 2022 at 7:29pm

Yeah, that tends to happen when too much Taco Bell is involved.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 26, 2022 at 7:27pm

The rent wasn't the only thing that was too damn high.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 26, 2022 at 7:25pm

"I don't think OSHA is gonna somehow approve of all this zero gravity."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 26, 2022 at 7:24pm

We Bought a Pazuzu

Comment by VomitFlop on January 26, 2022 at 7:23pm

Miranda's bouncing bundle of joy was eager to greet the new world.

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