Bronze:
"Sorry I was late to work today. I was held up in a human traffic jam." - Mario!!!
Silver:
Maria and Linda weren’t quite sure how to feel about being the only women not bid on at the sex slave auction. - Scrunt
Gold:
“Oh I could have escaped days ago but I'm enjoying the sex too much…” - 38chrysler
Comment
Once Roe was struck down it was the only way to get an abortion.
"She warned you time and time again about wire hangers but you wouldn't listen!"
Im not gonna lie.....exhibitionism mixed with bondage..... you can easily get hooked on it
Down to the final episode of “The Snatchelerett Party”
Bondage and Decoration
Somewhere along the line, the macramé class had taken a sinister turn.
Whoever did this needs help and is a sicko... everyone knows you tie their hands behind their back so you can see their titties..
...whatever you do don't ask him what he's cooking for supper...
At the end of the day they weren't happy with their tan lines.
On the next, "Nude Beach Protesters"...
The game went into overtime because it was all tied up!
Might have to give "Survivor - Rope Burn Edition" a watch.
Hanger in There, Baby!
Maria and Linda weren’t quite sure how to feel about being the only women not bid on at the sex slave auction.
“And my ex-husband said I wasn’t fit to be tied. Shows what he knows!”
“Being naked isn’t so bad. But the fact that they’re using me as a living coat rack is pretty demeaning.”
“Be honest, do these ropes make me look fat?”
For those of you that don't speak spanish- this translates to:
"What are you, some kind of anti-masker, you dumb bitch?"
2 Girls 1 Cop
Are you crazy sitting out here like this, something bad could happen to you! Put a mask!
Got a funny caption? Join Comedy Whirled!
Join Comedy Whirled