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Caption Contest 02-13-2022

Bronze:

"Sorry I was late to work today. I was held up in a human traffic jam." - Mario!!!

Silver:

Maria and Linda weren’t quite sure how to feel about being the only women not bid on at the sex slave auction. - Scrunt

Gold:

“Oh I could have escaped days ago but I'm enjoying the sex too much…” - 38chrysler

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Comment by Rosedude on April 7, 2022 at 1:49pm

Once Roe was struck down it was the only way to get an abortion. 

Comment by Ian on March 16, 2022 at 8:42pm

"She warned you time and time again about wire hangers but you wouldn't listen!"

Comment by blkbwayne on March 16, 2022 at 12:45pm

Im not gonna lie.....exhibitionism mixed with bondage..... you can easily get hooked on it

Comment by Iverneil on March 2, 2022 at 7:46pm

Down to the final episode of “The Snatchelerett Party” 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2022 at 8:37pm

Bondage and Decoration

Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2022 at 8:31pm

Somewhere along the line, the macramé class had taken a sinister turn.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 26, 2022 at 10:41pm

Whoever did this needs help and is a sicko... everyone knows you tie their hands behind their back so you can see their titties..

Comment by 38chrysler on February 26, 2022 at 8:07pm

...whatever you do don't ask him what he's cooking for supper...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 26, 2022 at 8:51am

At the end of the day they weren't happy with their tan lines.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 26, 2022 at 8:15am

On the next, "Nude Beach Protesters"...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 26, 2022 at 8:13am

The game went into overtime because it was all tied up!

Comment by Rodney Dean on February 25, 2022 at 2:28pm

Might have to give "Survivor - Rope Burn Edition" a watch.

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2022 at 5:21pm

Hanger in There, Baby!

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2022 at 5:20pm

Maria and Linda weren’t quite sure how to feel about being the only women not bid on at the sex slave auction.

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2022 at 5:20pm

“And my ex-husband said I wasn’t fit to be tied. Shows what he knows!”

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2022 at 5:20pm

“Being naked isn’t so bad. But the fact that they’re using me as a living coat rack is pretty demeaning.”

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2022 at 5:20pm

“Be honest, do these ropes make me look fat?”

Comment by Rotwang on February 23, 2022 at 8:51pm

For those of you that don't speak spanish- this translates to:

"What are you, some kind of anti-masker, you dumb bitch?"

Comment by 38chrysler on February 23, 2022 at 9:14am

2 Girls 1 Cop   

https://youtu.be/Od-OirCamBs

Comment by JJJ23 on February 22, 2022 at 10:20pm

Are you crazy sitting out here like this, something bad could happen to you! Put a mask!

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