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A hilarious story only using six words.

Rumor has it that Hemingway was challenged to write a sad story in six words. For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. That's the saddest story I've ever heard. I challenge you to write the funniest story in six words.
Left sheets streaked to end relationship.
Stripper winked. Who's loaning me money?
Stole the keg. Forgot the tap.
Out of coke. Gonna call sponser.
Rubbed it raw. Thanks Remy LaCroix.

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Permalink Reply by Frodoh on September 28, 2014 at 11:56am

"All about the Benjamins??!!   Fuuuu....."

   —Abe

Permalink Reply by Frodoh on September 28, 2014 at 12:47pm

Rhumba'd  > scored.   Discoed  > banged.   Twerked  > laminectomized.

Permalink Reply by Frodoh on September 28, 2014 at 12:48pm

Mediocrity's modern music's mantra?     Belieb it!

Permalink Reply by Frodoh on September 28, 2014 at 2:46pm

Mittens—you had me at hello, kitty.

Permalink Reply by Frodoh on September 28, 2014 at 4:01pm

Bessie?   Constantly milking her lactose intolerance!

Permalink Reply by Frodoh on September 28, 2014 at 4:11pm

Under Obamacare, fetal distress's fetal malcontent.

Permalink Reply by Frodoh on September 29, 2014 at 3:12pm

"And—Six-Word Killer's name is..."

Permalink Reply by Frodoh on September 30, 2014 at 7:39am

"Privates!  'Assless chaps' aren't considered 'mufti'."

Permalink Reply by Frodoh on September 30, 2014 at 7:41am

"Earthmen!  Take  me  to  your  Bieber!"

Permalink Reply by Frodoh on September 30, 2014 at 9:40pm

Alzheimers helps me forget my ebola.

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