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Imagine That

Gun size

by MacSpruce The biggest dicks have the smallest ones.

Cornered rat

by MacSpruce The vermin be squirmin'.

Fake President

by MacSpruce The REAL Fake

Alienator

by MacSpruce A Xenomorph for Donald
 

...............................LIVE BREAKING BAD NEWS.........................NOW THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS FINALLY REVEALED THAT THEY'VE BEEN LYING TO US ABOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF ALIEN CRAFT VISITATION WE ARE LEFT WITH THE BURNING QUESTION:..............NOW THAT WE ALL KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SOME UFOS ARE INDEED CRAFT FROM OUTSIDE OUR SYSTEM WHAT WILL WE DO DIFFERENTLY DURING THE COURSE OF AN AVERAGE DAY?................PLAN ON SKIPPING TO WORK?..........THINK TWICE, AS SURELY OUR AWARENESS OF THEIR EXISTENCE WILL TRIGGER EVEN MORE VISITATIONS AND THUS REDUCE OUR OVERALL GRAVITATIONAL PULL, CAUSING YOU TO FLOAT UP INTO ORBIT IF YOU SKIP TOO EARNESTLY..................TO FIND THE RAT, TAIL THE CAT...............................GO BACK TO WORK......................

The Latest

VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-13-2021
"Revealed at long last: The actual voice actress of Alexa."
3 hours ago
Iverneil commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-13-2021
"You gotta give her her props."
4 hours ago
Mervin97 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-13-2021
"It really isn't easy being green."
8 hours ago
Mervin97 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-13-2021
"Eat your heart out Kermit."
8 hours ago
Mervin97 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-13-2021
"Jim was green with envy when he wasn't chosen to sing in the big finally. "
8 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-13-2021
"Backup Dancer"
10 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-13-2021
"Don't you just hate it when you get into a stairing contest with your ex?"
10 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-13-2021
"Sometimes no matter how much you fake it, you still won't make it."
10 hours ago

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Could have                      May be

Should be                        Would have

Partially                           Can be

Hardly                             Perhaps

Probably                           Gonna

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3. MacSpruce - 66

4. Rosedude - 65

5. Mervin97 - 61

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9. Iverneil - 49

10. Gerhardguffaw - 39

*The MLB officially recognizes that the use of steroids may have inflated the player's statistics.

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