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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-27-2020
"Shelter in Face "
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-27-2020
"He's looking for the keys."
yesterday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-27-2020
"Home Sweet Dome"
yesterday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-21-2020
"We're gonna need a smaller deuche bag."
Wednesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-24-2020
"She's late, she's late, for a very important date, with her pharmacist."
Wednesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-24-2020
"I've said it before and I'll say it again, The Great Gatsby is a terrible book."
Wednesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-18-2020
"One's a distraction, the other's a plagiarised distraction. Believe!"
May 20
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Can we all start referring to Gisele as Gisele "El Chupacabra" Bundchen?"
May 20
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-18-2020
"It's a shame Ross Perot died, he'd of made a great Quark."
May 19
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-15-2020
"If you two want bamboo, get individual bamboo plates. Don't get one for the table when we're not gonna have any. I'm not paying for your stick grass."
May 17
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-15-2020
"They're saying now that this may be only the beginning of the pandaemic."
May 16
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-03-2020
"Now this would normally be very dangerous if I hadn't taken the proper precautions to devenumama, pajama, call, lime, one, cal, nime..."
May 12
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-30-2020
"I'm too sexy for my balls, too sexy for my balls, they've severed them off."
May 12
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-27-2020
"What's the #1 thing to do in Mashpee you ask? Welp, it's playing saxophone while a chair pole painfully jabs you in the dickhole until you piss yourself. So stop asking."
May 12
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-27-2020
"They narrowly voted down "MashPee, Urine It"."
May 12
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-03-2020
"PETA considers this rape."
May 12

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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 54 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

Continue

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 9:49pm on April 14, 2020, Ian said…

It only took them 8 years! (SNL, Turtles)

At 4:33pm on April 11, 2020, Rotwang said…

Oh I don't really pay attention to those- I just checked it looks like you me and Mervin were within a point of each other wow.  After slant stopped judging a few years ago I didn't like the new judge so I kinda just loosely throw in a couple entries just to have a dog in the race.  I dunno who the new judge is, Ian won't tell me. cheers

At 2:58am on April 11, 2020, Rotwang said…

haha oh and The Thin Read Line

man you're killing it. if you don't medal there should be an uprising.

At 9:32pm on April 10, 2020, Rotwang said…

Reading Rambo

At 9:42pm on March 24, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thailand same-same elsewhere, but different. If you’re really interested and have 5 or 10 minutes to kill, you can check out these links for developments as of the 23rd and 24th.  Amusingly, the racist blame casting in Thailand is directed at dirty farang (Caucasian foreigner) tourists.

At 4:20pm on August 20, 2019, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks for the Maude love!

At 7:13pm on August 15, 2019, Ian said…

There were tears during the Floyd of course.  Probably as good as TV can get.  Touching scene with Cary/Kerry at the end. 

At 9:11pm on July 18, 2019, Ian said…

Shazam was good fun.  I really liked 'What Happened to Monday' with the riveting Noomi Rapace.

At 4:51am on July 18, 2019, Jams3kds said…

Thanks, I'm sure there are a few people that may not have gotten the reference but I think of it every time there is a group of people running no one have heard of. 

At 9:43pm on July 17, 2019, Ian said…

Noah Hawley's 'Lucy in the Sky' (aka Pale Blue Dot) looks like a crazy ride as well.  Remember that news story years ago about a jealous female astro-nut that wore a diaper so she could travel cross-country quicker?  It's that story and hopefully more.

 
 
 

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