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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-24-2020
""Just keep filling this glass until the mannequins start talking back, garcon.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-24-2020
""Who the fuck let them in here without any masks?""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-24-2020
""Ah, this brings me back to when I was constantly ignored & abandoned as a young lass.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-24-2020
"Breakfast at Stiffany's"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-24-2020
""Didn't I tell you not to take that hydroxychloroquine?!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-24-2020
"Rebecca enjoyed a pleasant meal with her next of mannequin."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-21-2020
""How the fuck does Aquaman do this shit all the time?""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-21-2020
""Is it really that difficult to put frickin' laser beams on the tops of their heads?!""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-21-2020
"Maybe Shark became the unexpected smash hit of the pandemic."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-21-2020
"Desperate for work, Bruce the Shark took any job he could get."
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-18-2020
"Only Rick Sanchez can save us now."
May 18
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-18-2020
"Starship Troupers"
May 18
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-18-2020
"Somewhere deep within California, an exasperated Elon Musk can be heard lamenting: "Goddammit! Why didn't I think of that?! Maybe I should've taken the blue pill.""
May 18
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-18-2020
""I'll be the only prize that's gonna be entering anything. OH!""
May 18
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-18-2020
"♫ If there's something strange in your solar system. Who ya gonna call? Space Force! ♫"
May 18
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-18-2020
""Set phasers to plagiarize!""
May 18

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At 10:17pm on April 9, 2020, Ian said…

I knew you'd like that. 'Brokebacteria' and 'highhorses' caused smiles over here! 

At 11:40am on April 2, 2020, Mario!!! said…

Thanks VF!!!  That really looked like the worst place off Earth for that to happen.

At 9:10pm on March 30, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, V. The pic is pretty clearly the Middle East and not India, but I couldn't not use it. 

At 2:49am on March 2, 2020, Rotwang said…

Amy Schumer

At 8:08pm on February 19, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Floppenheimer. I considered it just sort of a toss off, but I guess you never know what's gonna tickle somebody else's funny bone. 

At 8:53pm on January 28, 2020, Rotwang said…

Bridesmaids 2 really blows

At 10:54am on December 12, 2019, Iverneil said…

Thanks VF, sick minds think alike

At 3:15pm on November 15, 2019, Gerhardguffaw said…

Scan Halen... that's a winner!

At 9:12pm on October 15, 2019, Ian said…

'Soviet Russia'  on Orca is dead solid perfect!

At 5:06pm on October 10, 2019, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Barney Miller was one of my favorite sitcoms and Abe Vigoda was hilarious!

 
 
 

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