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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-11-2019
"Meanwhile, a bewildered Mike Pence looks on in stern aggravation."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-11-2019
""We're just here cause we were hoping that maybe you could pay for our championship rings.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-11-2019
""We're just here cause we were hoping you'd could pay for our championship rings.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-11-2019
"And just like that, Trump had already made it to second base."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-11-2019
""Careful! I have specially placed clamps there.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-11-2019
""Whee!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-11-2019
""I'm the king of the world!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-08-2019
""If you hear clawing & moaning outside your coffin, do not open it no matter what!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-08-2019
""If this doesn't cure your insomnia, then nothing will.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-08-2019
""Thank Buddha these tissues are here. Hate to make a mess of things in there once the lid goes down.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-08-2019
""Thank Buddha these tissues are here. Hate to make a mess of things in there once the lid goes down.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-08-2019
"His & Hearse"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-08-2019
"The last thing you'd want to incur is a vamp's ire."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-08-2019
""Now go home & get your fucking pine box!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-08-2019
"Some massage parlors offer up very different happy endings."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-08-2019
"Well, if you're gonna rest, why not do it in peace?""
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At 9:12pm on October 15, 2019, Ian said…

'Soviet Russia'  on Orca is dead solid perfect!

At 5:06pm on October 10, 2019, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Barney Miller was one of my favorite sitcoms and Abe Vigoda was hilarious!

At 7:09pm on October 4, 2019, Ian said…

"restrain"!!! 

At 11:20pm on September 16, 2019, Rotwang said…

An Inconvenient Booth

At 8:35pm on August 12, 2019, Ian said…

Speaking of Aquaman, have you seen the first few episodes of Amazon's The Boys yet? 

(From the creator of Supernatural & some of the team behind Preacher) 

At 11:38am on July 23, 2019, Rotwang said…

eager to bury their bones

At 8:25pm on June 26, 2019, MacSpruce said…

Just saw your comment on 'bottweilers'. Thanks VF!

At 5:53pm on June 26, 2019, Rodney Dean said…

Your paper comment is perfect from Canada's Prime Minister flub recently, it made me laugh! Nice one.

At 11:26am on June 23, 2019, 38chrysler said…

Thanks VF... been too busy to be on here much... Hold Down the Forte till I Get Back as my music teacher used to say...

At 7:48pm on May 19, 2019, Ian said…

Divorced from reality also works!

 
 
 

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