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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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Rotwang left a comment for VomitFlop
"eager to bury their bones"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-23-2019
""That's my favorite style! How did you know?!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-23-2019
"They were both very eager to bury their bones."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-23-2019
""Wanna help me teach him how to swim?""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-23-2019
"And just like that, Dave Midas turned the chihuahua into a golden retriever."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-23-2019
""Don't bark yet. She still thinks you're a plush toy.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-23-2019
""Rebecca, this puppy wants to know if you'll go to prom with it.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""I came up with it because sometimes you gotta invade personal space with some force, you know?""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""MASA! Make America Space Again! Oh, wait.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""Fuck Michael Jackson. I did it first.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""Well, Mr. President, you of all people would know about the gravity of certain situations, wouldn't you?""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""Before going to the moon, I only got this high.""
Saturday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""I hereby nominate Buzz Lightyear to lead our Space Force going forward.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2019
""The future is now, old man.""
Jul 16
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2019
""Alright, guys, looks like my computer time at the orphanage is just about up. It's been real.""
Jul 16
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2019
""...and thus concludes hour 11 of our never-ending podcast. Join us a few minutes from now as we break down the minutiae of macrame hairpieces.""
Jul 16

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At 11:38am on July 23, 2019, Rotwang said…

eager to bury their bones

At 8:25pm on June 26, 2019, MacSpruce said…

Just saw your comment on 'bottweilers'. Thanks VF!

At 5:53pm on June 26, 2019, Rodney Dean said…

Your paper comment is perfect from Canada's Prime Minister flub recently, it made me laugh! Nice one.

At 11:26am on June 23, 2019, 38chrysler said…

Thanks VF... been too busy to be on here much... Hold Down the Forte till I Get Back as my music teacher used to say...

At 7:48pm on May 19, 2019, Ian said…

Divorced from reality also works!

At 10:44am on May 18, 2019, KariGrant said…

Captain Marvel. Hahahahaha

At 2:02am on May 18, 2019, Ian said…

Soviet Russia!!

At 10:28pm on May 9, 2019, Rotwang said…

Game of Scones

At 8:21pm on May 4, 2019, Ian said…

I get that, as I waited about 10 years to watch all the G.O.T. episodes in 8 days. 

At 7:26pm on April 30, 2019, Ian said…

The latest episode of BARRY is fantastic.  Holy crap.  Hallucinatory it was.

 
 
 

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