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Welcome, Rotwang!

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Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest



Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's

-Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Beaches"

-Rodney Dean

Silver:

"The Rapes of Grath"

-MacSpruce

Gold:

"Landworld"

-Ian


Gold-pressed Latinum:

"Weekend at Bernies 2"

-Rotwang

Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments

Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you all,

Results:



Bronze:



Now can we move out of Flint?

-Iverneil

Silver:



Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw

Gold:…

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Posted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …
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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

SHAME
Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog



"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:



"SHAME"

A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.



What funnyordie comments have become.

How many times have you checked your…

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Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

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At 2:02pm on September 18, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Thanks for the shout out! Honestly wasn't expecting Gold on that. Literally the first brainfart I had of the contest.

At 7:52pm on September 8, 2019, MacSpruce said…

I considered a 4th repetition of the 'ump' – Trudeau's rump trumps Trump's rump – thus taking it into tongue-twister territory, but then decided it was a little punchier with just three. 

At 12:08am on September 6, 2019, Ian said…

Thanks for the Gold on Landworld!  I didn't realize we were trying to read your mind.  A little heads up next time would help me to scan your thoughts:

At 5:27am on August 15, 2019, Mervin97 said…

She looks like she's been teaching for 40 years and she's just done, hahahaha

At 9:31pm on July 26, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Thanks! Honestly thought it was the corniest thing I could come up with so I appreciate the shout out

At 2:25am on July 6, 2019, Ian said…

As great as Blade Runner 2049 is, you can't help comparing it to Lars

At 1:08pm on July 2, 2019, KariGrant said…

Loved the wrestling video. Profound and spot on.

At 6:26am on June 2, 2019, Mervin97 said…

It's funny because it's true. hahahaha

At 4:05am on May 15, 2019, mellowpuma said…

"two dollars"  - bubble boy  jake gyle... something did that after donnie darko which was also pretty awesome.  too bad he ate shit sandwiches after those two almost perfect movies.

At 10:15pm on May 12, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Thanks, man!  Thought for sure somebody else was gonna post it before me.

The Latest

Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-12-2019
"Cock a doodle jew."
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Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-12-2019
"I named her Koshalina!"
Oct 12
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-09-2019
"Deal or NO REVEAL. "
Oct 9
mellowpuma commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest
"no country for odd motorcycles."
Oct 8
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-03-2019
"BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE. OUR FILTRATION!!!"
Oct 5
mellowpuma commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest
"ferris buler's slay off"
Oct 2
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2019
"Hey guppies, suck on these puppies!"
Oct 2
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2019
"Hey guppies, suck on these puppies!"
Oct 2
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2019
"Hey guppies, suck on these puppies!"
Oct 2
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2019
"Well big clams are attracted to big mams, duh."
Oct 2
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2019
"Well big clams are attracted to big gams, duh."
Oct 2
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2019
"Well with gams like that you should expect some clams."
Oct 2
 
 
 

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