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Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2020
""Remember children, if you fail this assignment you could get sick and die.""
yesterday
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2020
""Why can't we just do our homework in detention like a normal school?""
yesterday
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""Heavens to Murgatroyd!  An extremely existential economic event, even!  Brexit, stage right!""
Wednesday
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""We will stop these Unidentified Farting Objects or die trying!""
Wednesday
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2020
"Snow's White Blood Cell Count and the Seven Diseases"
Aug 3
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2020
"It's a Cruel World After All"
Aug 3
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-29-2020
""Yogi, get your paws out of there!  That's not a picnic basket!""
Jul 30
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-29-2020
"Their love was taboo, but it was legal... bearly."
Jul 30
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-26-2020
""Look at all those non-distancing maskless assholes. Where's a tsunami when you really need one?""
Jul 27
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-26-2020
"Life's a Beach and then you Fly"
Jul 27
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Comedy Whirled 07-23-2020
""I dub thee Sir Loin of Beef, Knight of Cacapoopoopeepeeshire and defender of the Elderly Empire.""
Jul 24
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Comedy Whirled 07-23-2020
""I said give me that walker, old chap, or I'll cut your head off!""
Jul 24
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2020
""That reminds me, it's taco Tuesday down at the strip club.  You want to head over there after our shift?""
Jul 21
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2020
""Ma'am, I know it's a manhole cover, but that doesn't mean you can't use it to cover up your womanly hole.""
Jul 21
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2020
""What the fuck do you mean Truckasaurus isn't here?  This blows, Detroit!  I'm out of here!""
Jul 20
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2020
""Stop me if you've heard this one before.  A Nazi, a Klansman and me walk into a bar...""
Jul 20

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At 4:26pm on July 15, 2020, MadAdam said…

Thanks, I appreciate that. Life just kinda took over. I really missed it. Glad to be back among all the funny people here. 

At 1:34pm on July 15, 2020, Rotwang said…

Death Becomes All Over Her

At 7:55pm on July 11, 2020, MadAdam said…

"The flutist for the trees"  Genius

At 5:27am on June 19, 2020, Rotwang said…

bursts into flames

At 6:30pm on April 28, 2020, Ian said…

"total smash hit" !!

At 12:09pm on March 31, 2020, VomitFlop said…

Hahaha, the old standard of Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? is spectacular! Goddamn, that literally hit me like a fucking freight train! Wonderful usage of a classic meme.

 

At 4:54am on July 11, 2019, Jams3kds said…

Thanks Mario!!

At 2:48pm on July 8, 2019, Ian said…

Sorry about that!!!  I didn't see your cap so i thought the judge made a mistake!  I am a dumb-ass. 

At 10:51am on June 19, 2019, KariGrant said…

Aww, thanks, Mario!!!

At 9:57am on March 13, 2019, KariGrant said…

Wood...niiice.

 
 
 

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