I just want to thank whoever is responsible for picking Caption Whirled winners. Thanks for every gold, silver, bronze, and honorable mention. Thanks for all the fucked up pictures I stare at for hours on end. I imagine that part gives you/y'all some pleasure. Thanks for creating an outlet for all of our sick thoughts. I don't know any of you people but I feel at home here. Enough of my rambling. Hats off.
Please consider putting this on the front page! It intelligently, succinctly and hilariously addresses that Oh-So-AnnoyingModernPhenomenon that I constantly bitch about. Thanks, in advance, for looking at it. xo♥∞.