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At 5:58pm on October 24, 2010, Ian said…
So I wake up this morning and there's two giant mosquito bites on my wrist.
If you build it in photoshop, they will come and bite.
At 12:23am on October 23, 2010, chuckkling said…
Falls on sword.
At 9:25pm on October 21, 2010, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
You nailed one of my best ideas moments after I’d typed it, and seconds before I started to submit it, which was:

“ "Fuck Tony Hawk." ”

If you want, I’ll delete it. I think it detracts from yours, which is more finely crafted. I wonder if Slanty reads these in normal order (in which case I would be ahead of you, thus further ruining your mojo), or backwards, as they’re submitted.

How’s it going, otherwise? I really do plan to concoct something for the McDonald’s® picture, but, lately, I’ve been busier than a cat with 2 assholes covered with shit, as my dad is fond of saying.

xo♥.
At 6:21pm on October 21, 2010, PHUKUHP said…
Y'ALL SPELLED Y'ALL WRONG, Y'ALL....
At 10:19am on October 21, 2010, Lloyd Christmas said…
"...date rape" woooooooooot!
At 11:29pm on October 16, 2010, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
Also, additional appropriate Goods-On-Ya’ for the SILVER !!! for "Add to cart: Twilight Pillows ... ." intended to supplement those below. xxxooo♥♥♥.
At 11:23pm on October 16, 2010, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
C O N G R A T U L A T O R O O N I E Regards on the GOLD !!!!! for:

"... you had me at suck me off through a hose."

Proud Of You !!! (for a plethora of reasons, as usual.) xxxxxooooo♥♥♥♥♥.
At 11:18am on October 12, 2010, Lloyd Christmas said…
Wooooooot. Nice page.
At 9:23pm on October 11, 2010, GOZER said…

At 12:42pm on October 11, 2010, Lloyd Christmas said…
"Hooked on a feeling" --- YESSSSSSSS!
At 9:17pm on October 8, 2010, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S
on the 10.01.10 GOLD
for “ ... premeditated skankyness ... . ” !!!!!

I completely agree with LL’s assessment that you have totally been on fire lately.
Every single thing I read of yours cracks me the fuck up. Tonight is no exception. Bravo!

[Haven’t been being deliberately neglectful, just busier than usual. Still meaning to bore you with my waxing profound about Todd Rundgren, and to respond to your idea of my coming up with a great contest idea for you to enter the shit out of (the only problem with hosting contests is the work involved, which I actively avoid at all costs. I'd like to do something along the lines of M.M.S.C.®. but simpler and more focused on being less focused. None of the shit I’ve been hurling at my mental wall has clung yet. I’ll keep you posted.).]

I haven’t been You-Know-Where®.com in ages. Have I missed an inordinate number of T.W.D.T.® contests? You know, of course, that those are some of My Favorites of All Time. I promise to go check, anyway, should you not answer me immediately.

You Are The Sunshine That Curdles My Milk Regards,
theLUMPYslugabed.©.
xxxxxxxxxxoooooooooo♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.


( “ ... the uniform is that of a serial rapist. ”
H Y S T E R I C A L !!!!! )
At 8:24pm on October 8, 2010, sabre419 said…
You're wisdom astounds, great grasshopper whisperer.
At 9:13pm on October 7, 2010, PHUKUHP said…
HEY BRO,
WHAT YOU UP TO TONIGHT?
At 8:58pm on October 7, 2010, Ian said…
The 'SHADES!' caption is hilarious!
At 8:21pm on October 7, 2010, Ian said…
Thanks! Glad you got a kick out of it. Now, on with the countdown...
At 1:54pm on October 5, 2010, PHUKUHP said…
you are correct... give me property anytime.
At 11:26pm on October 4, 2010, PHUKUHP said…
ther's nothing to keep the treasury from taking the bottom out and then buy it back as a profite. im in first morts and the economy has reduced my average income in the last three years by 30 percent. i deal mostly with businesses so i had no loses. but 30 %. that equals 95% of my spending and fun money.
At 8:34pm on October 4, 2010, Codename: Spydergirl said…
Somebody did a great job photoshopping that photo!!!
At 9:12pm on October 3, 2010, Codename: Spydergirl said…
Maybe you want to analyze the 2nd optical illusion I've posted: http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/optical-illusion-part-deux

XXX
At 2:14pm on September 30, 2010, Bubba Licious said…
Thanks so much for the nod! I really enjoy doing these, they are so much fun.

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