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At 4:12pm on February 17, 2015, theDIRTYmidget.© said…


on the

B I G  3 0 0  !!!!!!!!!!


At 12:48pm on January 17, 2015, Iverneil said…

Thanks for TWDT #294 Melller Pumer!!

At 3:27pm on January 14, 2015, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks Oodles for
#293: 1. “... those two ropes.”
1.2. “... actual landscape backdrops.”
and for
#294: 2.999. “... envious dogs.”
2. “Terry Jones ... Silly Rides.”
(Doesn’t the guy on the bike look exactly like Mister Creosote?)

At 3:35pm on December 30, 2014, Ian said…

Thank You MP! (TWDT # 292) What a great way to end the year!

Carry on.

At 9:21am on December 14, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks a Bunch for TWDT #286 / 11.23.2014:
#1.) The same truck he uses to rescue kittens from trees and hurl them into garbage fires.
“(wow, just wow)” 

This, which I’d seen right around then, was the inspiration for that.  I was thinking the cat had to’ve been scared just by the rescue itself, and would be totally freaked-out by having been dropped, or the logical extension of being thrown when it thought it was being saved.  Then I pondered where the worst place would be to be thrown.  It was so absurd, I had a laughing jag at myself.  [I was also glad that, when I’d thought of ‘wood-chipper’ days later, I hadn’t chosen the overused overkill of that, because the ‘garbage fire,’ solution also brought with it the cop’s negative opinion of the cats being thrown.]  


At 6:54am on December 12, 2014, Iverneil said…

Thanks for the wins MP!! and thanks for keeping the series going!!

At 3:53pm on November 24, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Check this out.

At 3:51pm on November 24, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thank You Very Much for
practice-baby” and “chicken-fucking.”

Words defy my efforts to describe your nobility and good taste.


At 4:47pm on November 18, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks for “SlipN Slide®” & “Mons-Cupping Day!!!!!
(Naturally, my favorite is still the one about the retarded boy from down the block.)

At 2:17pm on November 17, 2014, Rotwang said…

attorneys at aww

At 4:23am on November 15, 2014, Iverneil said…

Thanks for the spot Mellerpumer!

At 4:00pm on November 13, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

THANKS !!!!! for
wife-merchant” and “trunk-greasinlard.”
(wow),” indeed.
Love ya’!

At 3:54pm on November 13, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

“my sons here, are protecting me against the probability that i will float away and be swallowed by the gaping maw of the open air. the cat is just warm and frightened of me, which comforts me some.”
SO twistedly hilarious !!!!!

At 5:25am on November 3, 2014, Iverneil said…

Thanks for the placing's MP!! 

At 6:23pm on October 23, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

“... hired the Rossa family to build the sign.”
Thanks !!!!! (That was my favorite!)

and, Thanks !!!!!!!
7. “... young Johnny Knoxville ... .”

At 6:21pm on October 23, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

My current FuckFacebook® status update:

One of the few advantages to having an enormous gut
is never knowing whether or not I have any gray pubes.”xo♥∞.

At 5:21pm on October 3, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks for getting The Wright Stuff and poupon me! 

At 3:20pm on August 22, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

socks with the toes built right in”  Hilarious!  xo♥∞.

At 9:00pm on August 21, 2014, Codename: Spydergirl said…
Whattahey! Thanks for choosing my caption :) I am on my once a year drive by on comedy whirled. I will have to check things out more often . . .
At 3:01am on August 20, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

whoooo!” indeed.  The Prodigal Cunt returns (Ha-ha!). I really need to answer that long(-ish) letter you wrote me a while back (sorry).  It was very interesting, to say the very least. Very.  I can’t say that I’ll be here every day, but – as I am with your sister – , I’ll be in-and-out. (No idea if you even have a sister, but ‘mom’ seemed too much too soon.)

Love ya’, Bro’!  xo♥∞.

(Now I remember why I never use ‘bro’’: it sounds super fucking frat-boy gay.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”)  

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