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At 3:53pm on November 24, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Check this out.

At 3:51pm on November 24, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thank You Very Much for
practice-baby” and “chicken-fucking.”

Words defy my efforts to describe your nobility and good taste.


At 4:47pm on November 18, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks for “SlipN Slide®” & “Mons-Cupping Day!!!!!
(Naturally, my favorite is still the one about the retarded boy from down the block.)

At 2:17pm on November 17, 2014, Rotwang said…

attorneys at aww

At 4:23am on November 15, 2014, Iverneil said…

Thanks for the spot Mellerpumer!

At 4:00pm on November 13, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

THANKS !!!!! for
wife-merchant” and “trunk-greasinlard.”
(wow),” indeed.
Love ya’!

At 3:54pm on November 13, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

“my sons here, are protecting me against the probability that i will float away and be swallowed by the gaping maw of the open air. the cat is just warm and frightened of me, which comforts me some.”
SO twistedly hilarious !!!!!

At 5:25am on November 3, 2014, Iverneil said…

Thanks for the placing's MP!! 

At 6:23pm on October 23, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

“... hired the Rossa family to build the sign.”
Thanks !!!!! (That was my favorite!)

and, Thanks !!!!!!!
7. “... young Johnny Knoxville ... .”

At 6:21pm on October 23, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

My current FuckFacebook® status update:

One of the few advantages to having an enormous gut
is never knowing whether or not I have any gray pubes.”xo♥∞.

At 5:21pm on October 3, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks for getting The Wright Stuff and poupon me! 

At 3:20pm on August 22, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

socks with the toes built right in”  Hilarious!  xo♥∞.

At 9:00pm on August 21, 2014, Codename: Spydergirl said…
Whattahey! Thanks for choosing my caption :) I am on my once a year drive by on comedy whirled. I will have to check things out more often . . .
At 3:01am on August 20, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

whoooo!” indeed.  The Prodigal Cunt returns (Ha-ha!). I really need to answer that long(-ish) letter you wrote me a while back (sorry).  It was very interesting, to say the very least. Very.  I can’t say that I’ll be here every day, but – as I am with your sister – , I’ll be in-and-out. (No idea if you even have a sister, but ‘mom’ seemed too much too soon.)

Love ya’, Bro’!  xo♥∞.

(Now I remember why I never use ‘bro’’: it sounds super fucking frat-boy gay.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”)  

At 12:54am on August 15, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Spacial Delivery !!!!!!!!!!  xo♥∞.  

At 12:13am on August 5, 2014, Ian said…

I just tried adding an image to a blog and it worked.  Are you still having difficulty doing the same?

At 10:21pm on July 29, 2014, MacSpruce said…

"The ship that launched a thousand facials."

Brilliantly funny word play. My hat is off to you, sir!

At 6:50pm on July 22, 2014, Rotwang said…

Based on your forum post I thought you might like this:

At 7:26pm on July 17, 2014, Ryan said…

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all this #bass.

At 1:20am on July 14, 2014, Mike McHuman said…

Nuje NcGynab?

I get the shift in consonants, but I don't get the vowels. 

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