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At 4:00pm on November 13, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

THANKS !!!!! for
wife-merchant” and “trunk-greasinlard.”
(wow),” indeed.
Love ya’!
☺xo♥ॐ∞.

At 3:54pm on November 13, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

“my sons here, are protecting me against the probability that i will float away and be swallowed by the gaping maw of the open air. the cat is just warm and frightened of me, which comforts me some.”
SO twistedly hilarious !!!!!
xo♥∞.

At 5:25am on November 3, 2014, Iverneil said…

Thanks for the placing's MP!! 

At 6:23pm on October 23, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

“... hired the Rossa family to build the sign.”
Thanks !!!!! (That was my favorite!)

and, Thanks !!!!!!!
7. “... young Johnny Knoxville ... .”
xo♥∞.

At 6:21pm on October 23, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

My current FuckFacebook® status update:

One of the few advantages to having an enormous gut
is never knowing whether or not I have any gray pubes.”xo♥∞.

At 5:21pm on October 3, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks for getting The Wright Stuff and poupon me! 
xo♥∞.

At 3:20pm on August 22, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

socks with the toes built right in”  Hilarious!  xo♥∞.

At 9:00pm on August 21, 2014, Codename: Spydergirl said…
Whattahey! Thanks for choosing my caption :) I am on my once a year drive by on comedy whirled. I will have to check things out more often . . .
At 3:01am on August 20, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

whoooo!” indeed.  The Prodigal Cunt returns (Ha-ha!). I really need to answer that long(-ish) letter you wrote me a while back (sorry).  It was very interesting, to say the very least. Very.  I can’t say that I’ll be here every day, but – as I am with your sister – , I’ll be in-and-out. (No idea if you even have a sister, but ‘mom’ seemed too much too soon.)

Love ya’, Bro’!  xo♥∞.

(Now I remember why I never use ‘bro’’: it sounds super fucking frat-boy gay.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”)  

At 12:54am on August 15, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Spacial Delivery !!!!!!!!!!  xo♥∞.  

At 12:13am on August 5, 2014, Ian said…

I just tried adding an image to a blog and it worked.  Are you still having difficulty doing the same?

At 10:21pm on July 29, 2014, MacSpruce said…

"The ship that launched a thousand facials."

Brilliantly funny word play. My hat is off to you, sir!

At 6:50pm on July 22, 2014, Rotwang said…

Based on your forum post I thought you might like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJQ-LZYAMBQ

At 7:26pm on July 17, 2014, Ryan said…

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all this #bass.

At 1:20am on July 14, 2014, Mike McHuman said…

Nuje NcGynab?

I get the shift in consonants, but I don't get the vowels. 

At 6:57am on July 5, 2014, KariGrant said…

Thanks for dividing your wonderful comments so's not to confuse me further. <3

At 9:11pm on July 2, 2014, KariGrant said…
I can't wait to see the missing flight 370... Happy Indy day!!! <3
At 6:07pm on June 25, 2014, LL Bein said…

At 7:54am on June 25, 2014, Jams3kds said…

thanks for the excuses...I'm trying to figure out which one to use for not coming to work in the future...maybe the "Funions" one, or perhaps the "Novelty trucker condom vending machine restocking" one...all of those were pure genius. 

At 10:06pm on June 21, 2014, Ian said…

Glad you saw CS as well, thanks for the smell of Napalm in the morning.

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