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At 5:35am on June 13, 2015, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks for the #309, although I discovered my embarrassing typo. ( “... He also LIKE to peck ... .” ) The more I’ve repeated it to myself, though, the funnier the mistake has become. It sounds like a foreign accent or something. Thanks, too, for #310 Star Trek. Glad you’re back. I got a little worried. (But only a little.) ☺xo♥ॐ∞.

At 10:53pm on June 6, 2015, MacSpruce said…

O Mellow, where art thou? 

At 4:45pm on May 10, 2015, Rotwang said…

Wow a double!  

At 5:29am on April 7, 2015, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

I forgot to tell you this sooner, but I literally got into a bona fide laughing jag that I could not stop over the shit you wrote about that guy trying to sell the chairs. I had read it a couple of times and laughed in all the same places, so I invited my Dad in and read it all aloud to him and couldn’t get through it without laughing until I was choking. He almost got pissed and threatened to call an ambulance. Jesus Fuck, I was crying.
So vicious and SO delightful. “We all hate you.” Oh, God. I may start up again. Thanks for the unmitigated braingasm.

At 9:37pm on March 25, 2015, KariGrant said…

pancreas made me laugh out loud!

At 1:16pm on March 11, 2015, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks, MP!

At 5:34pm on March 10, 2015, Iverneil said…

Thanks MP! and thanks for the "different times" recognitions. Say hello to Chad Freebolt for me will ya?

At 12:44pm on March 10, 2015, Stollmw said…

Thanks Mellow!

At 11:04am on March 9, 2015, VomitFlop said…

Thanks, man! First is usually the best. Not always, mind you. 

Love the 12 Monkeys reference, by the way. Haven't even bothered with the TV show yet as I feel like it'll disgrace the movie. Plus, it's on Syfy, so yeah. 



At 4:12pm on February 17, 2015, theDIRTYmidget.© said…


on the

B I G  3 0 0  !!!!!!!!!!


At 12:48pm on January 17, 2015, Iverneil said…

Thanks for TWDT #294 Melller Pumer!!

At 3:27pm on January 14, 2015, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks Oodles for
#293: 1. “... those two ropes.”
1.2. “... actual landscape backdrops.”
and for
#294: 2.999. “... envious dogs.”
2. “Terry Jones ... Silly Rides.”
(Doesn’t the guy on the bike look exactly like Mister Creosote?)

At 3:35pm on December 30, 2014, Ian said…

Thank You MP! (TWDT # 292) What a great way to end the year!

Carry on.

At 9:21am on December 14, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks a Bunch for TWDT #286 / 11.23.2014:
#1.) The same truck he uses to rescue kittens from trees and hurl them into garbage fires.
“(wow, just wow)” 

This, which I’d seen right around then, was the inspiration for that.  I was thinking the cat had to’ve been scared just by the rescue itself, and would be totally freaked-out by having been dropped, or the logical extension of being thrown when it thought it was being saved.  Then I pondered where the worst place would be to be thrown.  It was so absurd, I had a laughing jag at myself.  [I was also glad that, when I’d thought of ‘wood-chipper’ days later, I hadn’t chosen the overused overkill of that, because the ‘garbage fire,’ solution also brought with it the cop’s negative opinion of the cats being thrown.]  


At 6:54am on December 12, 2014, Iverneil said…

Thanks for the wins MP!! and thanks for keeping the series going!!

At 3:53pm on November 24, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Check this out.

At 3:51pm on November 24, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thank You Very Much for
practice-baby” and “chicken-fucking.”

Words defy my efforts to describe your nobility and good taste.


At 4:47pm on November 18, 2014, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Thanks for “SlipN Slide®” & “Mons-Cupping Day!!!!!
(Naturally, my favorite is still the one about the retarded boy from down the block.)

At 2:17pm on November 17, 2014, Rotwang said…

attorneys at aww

At 4:23am on November 15, 2014, Iverneil said…

Thanks for the spot Mellerpumer!

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