Hello Jesus. I have prayed to You for most of my life and I am still waiting...Anyways thanks for the friend request. And I'm glad that You made women pretty otherwise my Fleshlight would probably be busted by now. But I am sure You probably new that already.
Dude I hate to tell you this but its true,your not going to like the first couple of days before Easter,but on the third day you get to rise from the dead,and the Easter bunny comes and gives you colored eggs and candy. Really, the pope said so.