Ian's Comments

"I'm crushing your head!" is pure subtle brilliance. XD

FINISH HIM!! is awesome!!!  Could use an extra "!" though:)

Haha it didn't even get a mention. Well but I still got a bronze for anther cap for that.

Masterful inversion of my 'get off her chest' cap. Very funny. 

Thank you sir

Stephen Hawking probably planned this all along just to screw with us:)

Great Celebricon! Hard to believe anyone would still choose Brand X. 

Thanks, Ian. <3

Thanks Ian, glad you liked it!

Thanks for the Celebricons love!

Fasten seatbelts kids!! ... That got a belly laugh!

Thanks, Ian!

thanks he just popped into my head when I saw the picture hahahahaha

"You get a gig at Sesame Street and then Gal Gadot is the guest... "

I call HR and turn myself in, because there's no way I'm letting the obvious jokes go unsaid.

he put his sickness in me!!!!!!!!

Kinda like that one scene in The Game? Haha. That'd be pretty amazing actually. Or if the show turned into a bizarre hybrid of Cash Cab & Death Race.

Hope you've got plenty of marshmallows... 

Woa holy balls- so do you still write professionally? This is freaky because just yesterday a top playwright finished my set of seven short film screenplays. She's been gradually reading them and she's been gushing over them; totally loves them. So can I read any of your stuff?  Are you still in the door?

"Grandparents" wasn't supposed to be capitalized there.   

(My father was an english professor at Notre Dame for 40+ years... and I write screenplays on the side for fun.) Burn!!!!