Thanks! I've just scrolled through the other captions, and I really should have given you a credit for the inspiration since you posted your lifeguard one first. Pardon my poor manners and welcome to the site! You've got some funny stuff out there.
Thanks for the kind words. I actually laughed out loud the first time I saw your screen-name, and wondered if you were someone I knew under a different name back when we were all over at The-Website-Which-Dare-Not-Speak-Its-Name (Funny Or Die.®). (I’m never very good at discerning secret-identities.) I’ve noticed your stuff is pretty goddamned funny too. The deliciously subtle wording of “... be a good lad & just simply hand over your shoes ... .” caught my eye, most recently. Welcome To The Whirled! xo♥. (P.S.: I’m not a hardcore, balls-to-the-wall fan of “Superjail”, but I’m very aware of it and find it a monumental achievement. It’s like a hysterical nightmare.)