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When the whitehouse lawn sinkhole happened just recently, Steven Colbert in his monologue, said "This news just in from the United States Department of Obvious Metaphors."
The Easter Dummy lol, you beat me to it! Good one:)
Mad Dog Mantis!! Fantastic!!
"...troops support you." Well done!!
wrote a blog. short sentences? screw verbs. you dig?
best wishes, mellowpuma
".38 special delivery. " is freaking awesome! LOL!
LMAO, "Straight outta Wal Mart" is amazing!
“... turn her head and cough.” E x c e l l e n t !!!!! xo♥ॐ∞.
I liked Unibrowl
A not-so-mellow puma
If brevity's the soul of wit, you're our fricking Mark Twain!
(re: Sticking it to the man)
There's no keeping up with you—'Car-Dash-ians' is perfect!
Great Scott that was good!!!<3
"Boney Miller" and "Ball in the Family" Hilarious!
Flop goes the easel......excellent!
LMFAO@"Nice texticles."! XD
"Feign another head injury" is fucking brilliant. I live in a duplex with thin walls. You made me wake up my neighbor's baby laughing. It's 1:13 am. You're taking the fall for this one.
"Lil' Kim" can't be topped!! bulls-eye!!
deserved a medal.
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
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