Whenever I was in a situation where someone was explaining something badly and not getting their point across and someone next to me asked "Do you have any idea what he's talking about?" I would say "Yes,...it's kind of like....Where the rock lieth, so is the way of the arrow".
They would usually stare for a moment with it rolling around in their head until finally saying "What does' that mean??" and I would say "Absolutely nothing"
Make up your own or change a:
Just make sure it makes no sense