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  Whenever I was in a situation where someone was explaining something badly and not getting their point across and someone next to me asked "Do you have any idea what he's talking about?" I would say "Yes,...it's kind of like....Where the rock lieth, so is the way of the arrow".

They would usually stare for a moment with it rolling around in their head until finally saying "What does' that mean??" and I would say "Absolutely nothing"

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Just make sure it makes no sense

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Comment by Buttermilk on March 16, 2013 at 7:47am

You said I heard me.

Comment by Buttermilk on March 16, 2013 at 7:46am

People afraid of grey hair usually dye.

Comment by Buttermilk on March 16, 2013 at 7:41am

Don't run with scissors unless you intend to cut a rug.

Comment by Buttermilk on March 16, 2013 at 7:40am

I am NOT hard of herring.

Comment by Buttermilk on March 16, 2013 at 7:39am

A cat never lands on its feet if buttered toast is on its back.

Your farce seems familiar.

To thy own shelf be true.

When the fat lady sings, Kate Smith is in the house.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 3, 2013 at 7:50am

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a ham."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 3, 2013 at 7:48am

"One if by hand, two if by semen."

Comment by mellowpuma on March 3, 2013 at 12:04am

One in the hand is worth two in the bush, except when it comes to dog turds.  Those are much better in the bush.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 2, 2013 at 10:45pm

We'll see how far that tampon'll fly...errr um, yeah.

Comment by Buttermilk on March 2, 2013 at 7:38am

The Tongueless never laugh last.

Tis noble to go ahead to stand behind others.

If I had a collar for every rhyme I heard that.

Don't argue with a mint in your mouth.

If I knew the answer, I'd have asked the question myself.

Useless as an eight track.

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