Where have I been? What have I been doing? Who am I? Your guesses please:
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I've awakened far too many mornings asking myself the very same questions.
a & b) stumbling on the side of twelve misty mountains, walking and crawling on six crooked highways, stepping in the middle of seven sad forests, out in front of a dozen dead oceans, ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
c) my blue-eyed son
You've been to the hospital getting treated for Alzheimer's Mr Kasem.
Visiting the queen
a,) on punishment. b.) behaving badly. c.) theDIRTYmidget'sSCROTUM.©.
a,) fat camp. b.) boozin' and cruisin'. c.) Mother Teresa.
a,) Disneyland®. b.) slutting it up. c.) Connie Britton.
"I'm not afraid of death, i just don't want to be there when it happens." -Woody Allen (Love & Death 1975)
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