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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

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Comment by RockyDanz on November 25, 2010 at 10:15pm
Forgive me if I prolong the horror by pointing out that had she been more creative and hip she could have insisted on a cunilumpkin.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 24, 2010 at 6:36am
This reminds me of an episode of "Three's Company."
Comment by mellowpuma on November 23, 2010 at 11:46pm
All of this unpleasantness could have been avoided by reading "The gentlemen's book of etiquette, and manual of politeness", wherein one learns that a gentileman always accepts the requests granted to him by a refined lady, be they of a particular nature or not.
Comment by Ian on November 23, 2010 at 4:42pm
The beauty of Meth is that Mellissa will never doubt her actions as anything but a righteous example of living in the now. Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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