It's time to see what kind of individuals we are dealing with here. Pick one (A,B,C) What do YOU see?
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I’ve been keeping a close watch on the skidmarks in my undies, and I don’t like what I’ve been finding at all. xo♥∞.
I see the same fucking things I see every time I take this stupid test:
a.) a bat, b.) a butterfly, and c.) me killing my parents.
A. squashed black widow spider
B. Taint print
C. Alien Vagina
A. A Jackson Pollock sneeze or The World According To AARP
A. it's the batman i tells ya, he .... he only comes out at night ya see!
B. an african dancer with 6 fragmented penises.
C. the dark lord of the underworld, with a dragon for a penis, and needle islets for hands.
D. i see notshcing! not even any penises!
B. Looks like a Poodle Neutering Clinic gone haywire.
C. A Medieval Clown from Hell on a cactus pogo-stick holding wishbones from two chickens. Or he's riding a gnarly Harley straight towards us.
B. Just as long as you're not fucking that chicken.
B. better be a vigina or I've been masterbating to a plate of chicken livers
I take that back. You're right: it is a vagina. My bad.
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity.
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