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We all know of "the man in the moon," and "the mask of mars"...

Lesser known celestial landmarks are these:

Halley's Hammer-toe,

The varicose veins of Venus,

Saturn's scrotum,

The penis of Pluto,

Orion's Bunion,

Nipples of Neptune,

Jupiter's Va-jay-jay,

Earth's Ear,

The Mercury Marquis,

Mars' Bars,

 

 

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Comment by FroDoh! on February 20, 2012 at 12:26pm

Dwarf star 'Matticus Rollofium'

Comment by MacSpruce on February 20, 2012 at 7:49am

Pluto's Doghouse 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 20, 2012 at 7:48am

The brown-eye of Jupiter

Comment by KariGrant on February 19, 2012 at 7:44pm

The Titus 2 point.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:38pm

Stars That Will Only Twinkle But Not Dance

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:37pm

Why So Sirius?

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:36pm

Alderaan II

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:34pm

Hawking On Sunshine

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:33pm

The Lovecraft Way

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:33pm

Occam's Lazer

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