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Ways to show your solidarity with France

Eat more:

French Fries, French Bread, French Onion Soup, Croutons.

Put in a French Drain

Install French Doors

French Kiss

Use French Ticklers,

Can-Can through the office,

Drive a Citroën

Get a French Manicure

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Comment by Iverneil on November 21, 2015 at 3:33pm

Wear a Rasberry Burnoose

Comment by Ian on November 18, 2015 at 1:56am
Comment by JJJ23 on November 17, 2015 at 8:18pm

I'm drinking an entire liter of Grey Goose...wait did something happen in France?

Comment by MacSpruce on November 16, 2015 at 10:27pm

(Note: Some of these play off of negative French stereotypes, but only in a spirit of good-natured kidding. After all, this is a comedy site. I nevertheless have the profoundest sympathy for the victims of last Friday's despicable barbarism.) 

Cultivate a certain Je ne sais quoi

Wait for Godot. 

Be marginally more tolerant of mimes. 


Bathe less frequently and forego deodorant. 

Be rude. 

Never mind sandwiches for your kids' / husband's lunches. Let them eat cake. 

On second thoughts, Don't Forget Paris. 

Delight in watching Woody Allen's Midnight In Paris

Wear a toque. 

Explore Jacques Cousteau's Undersea World. 

Masturbate to 1950's pin-ups of Brigitte Bardot. 

Serve the peasant dish ratatouille to a food critic. 

Join the French Foreign Legion. 

Couchez avec mois, ce soir. 

Be sure to check out John Oliver's profane rant against the perps of this atrocity assholery. 

Guillotine the so-called Islamic State, which is neither Islamic nor a state.

Comment by 38chrysler on November 16, 2015 at 8:02pm

I went Qui Qui.

Comment by Mike McHuman on November 16, 2015 at 5:49pm

Jerry Lewis Film Festival

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