French Fries, French Bread, French Onion Soup, Croutons.
Put in a French Drain
Install French Doors
Use French Ticklers,
Can-Can through the office,
Drive a Citroën
Get a French Manicure
Join Comedy Whirled
Wear a Rasberry Burnoose
I'm drinking an entire liter of Grey Goose...wait did something happen in France?
(Note: Some of these play off of negative French stereotypes, but only in a spirit of good-natured kidding. After all, this is a comedy site. I nevertheless have the profoundest sympathy for the victims of last Friday's despicable barbarism.)
Cultivate a certain Je ne sais quoi.
Wait for Godot.
Be marginally more tolerant of mimes.
Bathe less frequently and forego deodorant.
Never mind sandwiches for your kids' / husband's lunches. Let them eat cake.
On second thoughts, Don't Forget Paris.
Delight in watching Woody Allen's Midnight In Paris.
Wear a toque.
Explore Jacques Cousteau's Undersea World.
Masturbate to 1950's pin-ups of Brigitte Bardot.
Serve the peasant dish ratatouille to a food critic.
Join the French Foreign Legion.
Couchez avec mois, ce soir.
Be sure to check out John Oliver's profane rant against the perps of this atrocity assholery.
Guillotine the so-called Islamic State, which is neither Islamic nor a state.
I went Qui Qui.
Jerry Lewis Film Festival
REMEMBER, SEGA GENESIS IS SKYNET.
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