Volcano Parts

National Geographic has covered Volcano parts with exceptional photographs, capturing the likeness' of craters, fissures, lava, ash, rims, magma, the mantel and more. Geologists have now turned their attention to learning more about other Volcano parts:

The thermostat,

hot molten fudge,

Roman candles,

virgins,

dinosaur skin,

that itching and burning sensation,

fire ants,

madras blazers,

the furnace,

mantel ornaments,

cherry bombs,

scaley bedpans,

sparkles

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Comment by toofpick on February 21, 2012 at 7:50pm: I'd comment more but I owe the library $20. I'm not intelligent enough for this shit.

Comment by toofpick on February 20, 2012 at 10:19pm: I'm sure there's a Starbucks in there somewhere.

Comment by FroDoh! on February 20, 2012 at 9:50pm: 'Iran-in-a-cone'

Comment by FroDoh! on February 20, 2012 at 6:43pm: The "I double-cal'dare ya"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 20, 2012 at 2:55pm: Did they find actual lava lamps?

Comment by FroDoh! on February 20, 2012 at 1:45pm: I once tried to Mount St. Helens, but the bitch completely blew me off!

Comment by FroDoh! on February 20, 2012 at 1:39pm: The Fallout boys are hot—-and they rock!

Comment by FroDoh! on February 20, 2012 at 1:38pm: Pumice is cool!

Comment by FroDoh! on February 20, 2012 at 1:37pm: The Magma Carta is hot!