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"The peg leg I ordered in the mail should be coming by any day now."
"Those zombie bastards may have taken my leg, but they never took my freedom."
"Hey, there's a fella here by the name of Spielberg that wants to talk to you about making a movie about your life story. Whaddya say?"
Melvin hopes to master the art of cleaning the Piranha tank.
... so, uh, i heard there's a party in the back?
After he heard the citys ladies talking about his severe accident, Elmer was anxious to prove that he could still catch the crabs
Even though Elmer lost a leg, he was still able to Tackle his customers
Our Motto...As long as there's Peters, we will always have Master Baiters
"Put some Windex on it." -My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002
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