Yes, I took too long with this and I know I suck. There were soo many great puns here it was very difficult, I really did try twice before and gave up. Since there were so many words to make a pun from I tried to find the funniest and first to use each different word provided.
Honorable mention:(in no specific order)
I accidentaly shot a drake today with no Mallards of forethought.-KariGrant
Aphrodite this is Herman; Herm, Aphrodite -MacSpruce
I thought that bird looked fishy--he was totally into Grouper sex -FroDoh!
Don't be alfredo the dark -Shag
Oh, how I spine for a back rub. -Gerhardguffaw
Is 2 years old too young to apply Vic’s Vapor rub or is there a specific savage?- Jams3kids
He's a real Chipotle old block. -KariGrant
Kanye West was overheard telling an under cooked egg "Omelette you finish."- Chuckkling
"I felt so depressed last week I wanted to angst myself.- Buttermilk
One oyster say's to another, "Why do you get up at 5am every morning?"
The other one says, "Imma pearly riser!!!"- LL Bein
Barry's special night with the she-he that he requested was a disaster. When he got home he immediately called Lou's Tranny Escort Service agency to complain about the translucent.-Jams3kids