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10) For $20, will you take the rubber gloves off?

9) Oh shit, you hit the detonat---

8) What? No cavity serach? What kind of business do you run here? Where's your manager?

7) Scratch lower

6) My Daddy used to like to play this game

5) For .50, can your fingers vibrate?

4) You guys hiring?

3) Can I get an upgrade?

2) Oh no- not my colonoscpy bag!!

and the number 1 thing heard-

Got any KY?

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Comment by mellowpuma on November 25, 2010 at 12:05am
10. If the flight doesn't have a hot towel, no deal.

9. No, that isn't a gun in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you.

8. It's been a rough week, hey I hope this trip has a "happy ending" if you know what I mean ... what?

7. While you're down there, could you check out this lump in my thigh? What do you think, should I have it looked at?

6. Hey, the next time I fly, can I request one of these?

5. You know, If this happened in Arkansas, we'd be officially married.

4. No, I don't object to having a pat down, as long as that big lady over there does it.

3. Do you do batchelor parties?

2. If you touch my junk i'm gonna hit yo ... hey, that isn't half bad. If you ever get tired of this job, I gotta sheep ranch up in Montana.

1. Those are medicinal numbchucks.
Comment by Ian on November 24, 2010 at 8:49pm
11. Slowly wave your hand at the TSA agent, proclaiming, "These aren't the drawers you're looking for..."
Comment by Tom O'Brien on November 24, 2010 at 3:53pm
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 24, 2010 at 1:07pm
Hey, I just saw you on FOD.

O.K., here's 5 more...

1. I'm going commando.
2. If you cup me just right, I'll be able to hit those high notes.
3. My Depends has your name on it.
4. You sure are hand-y.
5. What Would Jesus Do?

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